CP Game: you know your "friends" are only superficial clubbing buddies when...

[loch]

...you try to put them on the guestlist but don't know their last name (shannon fromclubplanet)

...you get to coatcheck and realize you don't know their initials (did she say saisha or aisha? and what the fuck is her last name?!)

...you call them by their board name ("mugz"!)

...you know them by what they order for drinks (the "gin-n-tonic" guy)

...you refer to them by the venue they frequent (you're the "vinyl" guy)

...you recognize him because of the reflective glare off of his shiny head and glasses (the "bald" guy)

:laugh:

(and your own to this list)

[echostar]

:laugh: :laugh: so true...........

[deanna11]

you've spoken with them many times, exactly like this:

"hey! how's it going?"

"hey! great, thanks! how are you?"

"great, thanks! wow, i haven't seen you in a while"

"yeah, that's because we only see each other in clubs and even if we were in the same one on the same night, we were probably too wacked out to see anyone!"

"i love you"

"i love you too. you are special; your parents are retarded"

[loch]

...your conversations revolve strictly around who posted what on cp and the common response is, "yep, saw that...funny/good/lame-ass <insert any adjective> shit".

[cotoncandydream]

That is too funny!

[piro8]

Originally posted by loch

...you try to put them on the guestlist but don't know their last name (shannon fromclubplanet)

...you get to coatcheck and realize you don't know their initials (did she say saisha or aisha? and what the fuck is her last name?!)

...you call them by their board name ("mugz"!)

...you know them by what they order for drinks (the "gin-n-tonic" guy)

...you refer to them by the venue they frequent (you're the "vinyl" guy)

...you recognize him because of the reflective glare off of his shiny head and glasses (the "bald" guy)

:laugh:

Here's a couple of quotes that I notice:

"Yo, I've got to get your number, we have to chill sometime."

"How's your girl doing, you know, what's her name?"

"I'll be around, I'll get your number before I leave."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[bogb]

U know them from clubs.(Twilo, Exit, SF, ....WMC.)

The only time you talk to them is b4 or after going to clubs.

The only time u hangout is @ clubs.

[sarahkim13]

You know your freinds are superficial clubbing buddies when....

....you realize that you honest to god don't know if your friends name is real or just a board name. (sorry Loch, if that is your real name).

SK!3

[loch]

...when you store their number on your phone as "amanda from leplounge"

...they ignored you on the board, but after having met you in person, wants you now to be their sex slave

....you realize that you honest to god don't know if your friends name is real or just a board name.

precisely, sk13. we only know each other superficially.

[tastyt]

-You remember the person only because they have a really cool pic in their sig or avatar.

[joeg]

lol! thats too funny!

[sarahkim13]

Originally posted by loch

[b}...they ignored you on the board, but after having met you in person, wants you now to be their sex slave

I don't want to be your sex slave. I want you to be my sex slave. Get it right!!

SK13

[mugwump]

sooooo true!

Or you talk to them

a million times in loud places

under strange conditions

but could never recognize them

if they where outside in broad day light...

~Daytime question: "Hi, what's your name?"

(look of confussion)

~Nightime question: "Yooo..good to see you again,

Joe..how's the new job?"

(Total familarity)

[charrails]

"yo...I know you....but where the hell did we meet? hmmm....Lep? NAked Lunch? Opium Den? vinyl? S&D? hmm......"

"did you used to go to twilo?"

"yeah I'm sure we probably met at Twilo or something......."

"hehe f course we were to f-ed up to remember anythin...ahaha"

[loch]

...when you make a point to hang out at some coffeehouse/some activity outside of clubs so as to not fall into the superficial clubbing buddy category, but in fact, never got around to doing those things.

...when...during hot, steamy, passionate sex, you scream out their board screen name instead

...when you run into them on the streets and they they walk up to you to say hello, and you're like, "who are you?" then they do the bouncy dance/strut moves and you're like, "oh, JOE! what's up man!"

...when you're at a club and you see a bunch of faces you recognize but for the life of you don't remember where you've seen them. then it dawns on you that you've seen their pics posted on the boards.

[cpiwinnah]

"Are u goin out tomorrow night?"

"Nope....gotta work!!"

"What are you crazy....who cares about work!!!"

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"Yo I love your hair...where do you get it done???"

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"Did you hear that new song by....????"

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...when you have never seen them anywhere else except a club...

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[brooklynkid]

this is one of the funniest threads i've seen in a long time...

I always get "hey don't i see you all the time at Vinyl??" and i'm like "yeah you're that guy with the [insert color] backwards cap, right!"

[saigray]

Originally posted by loch

...when you store their number on your phone as "amanda from leplounge"

:

Or you wish you had, cause u keep finding new names and numbers in your phone, but can't quite remember who they belong to or where you know them from

but you're sure at the moment you punched it in, that person was your new best friend.

[xxlea]

Originally posted by loch

...

...when you're at a club and you see a bunch of faces you recognize but for the life of you don't remember where you've seen them. then it dawns on you that you've seen their pics posted on the boards.

All the time.

[nycdee]

[quote

"i love you"

"i love you too. you are special; your parents are retarded"

[maximman]

Originally posted by brooklynkid

this is one of the funniest threads i've seen in a long time...

I always get "hey don't i see you all the time at Vinyl??" and i'm like "yeah you're that guy with the [insert color] backwards cap, right!"

we had that conversation the other day... haha

and yes... i was wearing a TWILO VISOR that nite we met i believe... hahah...

[brooklynkid]

Originally posted by maximman

we had that conversation the other day... haha

and yes... i was wearing a TWILO VISOR that nite we met i believe... hahah...

were you there at filter 14 last night? cause I looked for you. Then again, I don't *really* remember exactly what you look like....

wait a sec....we're playing the CP superficial buddy game right now!

[andreas134]

Or you wish you had, cause u keep finding new names and numbers in your phone, but can't quite remember who they belong to or where you know them from

LMFAO....every f*'in time I go out!! I have no more space left in my phonebook b/c of this shit. And the entrys always have some wierd label like jencentro or Ianhydro lol. Shit come to think of it maybe I should give Ianhydro a call.. sounds like a good time

[maximman]

Originally posted by brooklynkid

were you there at filter 14 last night? cause I looked for you. Then again, I don't *really* remember exactly what you look like....

wait a sec....we're playing the CP superficial buddy game right now!

haha... yeah, i was there last nite... i spent most of the nite talking with a friend by the corner next to the entrance to the bar by Allison (the hotty bartender)

it was so JAM packed... i don't know why they didn't use the front entrance last nite...

haha... i guess we ARE playing this game again...

[pkern]

Originally posted by loch

...when you make a point to hang out at some coffeehouse/some activity outside of clubs so as to not fall into the superficial clubbing buddy category, but in fact, never got around to doing those things.

or worse, you actually DO attempt these activities, only to realize after five minutes of awkward silence that you have absolutely nothing to talk about.

"Ugh, soooooo, uhhhh...wanna hit Baktun?"