if you think u r having a bad day think of this guy! MUST READ!!

[Guest gabo]

>

> > >> Bad Day at Work

> > >> >Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a

> > >> >commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He

> performs

> > >> >underwater

> > >> >repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an e-mail he sent to his

> > >> >sister. She then sent it to Laughline, who was sponsoring a "worst

> job

> > >> >experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.

> > >> >__________________________________________________

> > >> >Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

> > >> >Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling

> down

> > >> >lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to

> make

> > you

> > >> >realize it's

> > >> >not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I

> first

> > >> >must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my

> > office

> > >> >lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a

> > wetsuit.

> > >> >This time of year, the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep

> warm

> > is

> > >> >this: We have a diesel powered

> > >> >industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water

> out

> > of

> > >> >the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it

> down

> > to

> > >> >the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

> > >> >

> > >> >Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used it several

> times

> > with

> > >> >no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start

> working,

> is

> > I

> > >> >take the

> > >> >hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole

> suit

> > >> >with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

> > >> >

> > >> >Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to

> itch.

> > >> >So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a

> few

> > >> >seconds my

> > >> >ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the

> damage

> > was

> > >> >done. In agony, I realized what had happened. The hot water machine

> had

> > >> >sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't

> have

> > >> >any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However,

> the

> > crack

> > >> >of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was

> an

> > >> >itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass.

> > >> >

> > >> >I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.

> His

> > >> >instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5

> other

> > >> >divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted

> the

> > dive.

> > >> >I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops

> > totaling

> > >> >35 minutes before I

> > >> >could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

> > >> >

> > >> >When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass

> > helmet.

> > >> >As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter

> running

> > >> >down his

> > >> >face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ass as

> soon

> > as

> > >> >I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't

> shit

> > for 2

> > >> >days because my asshole was swollen shut. So, next time you're

> having

> a

> > bad

> > >> >day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a

> > jellyfish

> > >> >shoved up your ass

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[joeg]

hahaha, i guess i have it pretty good....

jesus christ that horrible...

[sarahkim13]

O.k., this is funny as hell. And nothing ever amuses me!!!

SK13

[lavkrap]

is this true?? cuz i'm laughing but i really feel sorry for the guy:laugh:

[shugabooga]

that actually sounds terrifying to me.