bluegirl Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 "when my live-in gf, melissa, and i started having problems, i began dating other people on the sly. one night, i told melissa i would be working late and instead went to a movie with another girl. my date and i were in the back row of a fairly empty theater. as i munched away on my popcorn, she leaned down and proceeded to give my lap some loving. later that nite, when i got back to our apartment, melissa was feeling particularly frisky herself. she got down on her knees in front of me, unbuttoned my pants, and a handful of popcorn fell out. i tried to come up with an excuse, but unforunately, my gf's bs detector works pretty well, and no amount of explaining could get me out of the doghouse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 thats awesome!! but you forgot to sign my name again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 next time ill start the story with gabo confessed to me the other nite,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 are you shittin me? the popcorn fell out!what did he do.. put a hole on the bottom of the popcorn bag, and she went down? so it looked like she was eatin popcorn?hahahoh man that is to funny :jawdrop: :jawdrop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by glowdancer next time ill start the story with gabo confessed to me the other nite,,, Hmmm you just wait till what I think of a comeback!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurdee Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 woah, horror story....you got caught slippin....guess im either not gonna cheat, or be VERY careful bout it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 at least it wasn't junior mints, oh and btw how the fuck did u not feel popcorn down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxS87xX Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Originally posted by t0nythelover at least it wasn't junior mints, oh and btw how the fuck did u not feel popcorn down there? For real how did you not feel the popcorn down there? But that sucks, you were caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravahstar Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 That same story was in a recent issue of cosmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Do you people really think I wrote it??lol glowdancer got the storys from cosmo!! and put my name on it, thats all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ablane Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 the obvious excuse is that he was just being considerate of his woman by placing a delicious and healthy snack in his underware so that she wouldn't just have to pleasure him without a little snack treat (pre-shake lol) for herself. what a gentleman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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