johnnyblackroc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 > > 1. You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a> > day, and you still cry when your mother yells at you.> >> >> > 2. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit 2> > mortadella "sangwiches", 4 oranges 2 bananas and pizzelles> > into a regular paper lunch bag.> >> >> > 3. Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank,> > but still drives a '76 Black Mercury.> >> >> > 4. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and> > travel agent are all blood relatives.> >> >> > 5. You consider dunking a pack of Stella D'Oro "S" cookies> > in milk as a nutritious breakfast.> >> >> > 6. You live in a 900 square foot bungalow, but still have> > 2 kitchens (one in the basement).> >> >> > 7. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and> > brother-in-law's brother-in-law.> >> >> > 8. You are a card-carrying VIP at more than five after hours clubs.> >> >> > 9. You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street.> > All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather or> > grandmother.> >> >> > 10. A high school diploma and 1 year of community college has> > earned you the title of "professore" among your aunts.> >> >> > 11. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet-hallowners.> >> >> > 12. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.> >> >> > 13. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9", it is> > presumed his mother had an affair.> >> >> > 14. There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.> >> >> > 15. You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.> >> >> > You REALLY REALLY know you're Italian when:> > You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.> > You know what a rice ball really is.> > Christmas Eve.....only fish....> > Have a gold chain, cross and your horn...> > You have a stupid nickname.> > Fuhggetaboutit"> > Your Mom's meatballs are the best.> > Favorite movies:Godfather/Goodfellas/BronxTale/Moonstruck> > You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you> > Plastic on the furniture is normal.> > Know how to pronounce "manicotti".> > You've called someone a "mamaluke".> > You own a Pinky Ring.> > And you understand, "Bada Bing, Bada Boom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 soooo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 :laugh: :laugh: thats one of the best ones yet....the whole bottom part relates to my family...we eat at 2pm every sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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