LavenderMenace Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Stolen from CMB, (thanks claire, you made me giggle)1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are. (*cough* nicki *cough*)2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.4. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.6. You start crying.7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.11. You've forgotten where you live.12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10 times by now) you only smoke when you drink.13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way, but..."16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.20. You get the sudden urge to call your ex-boyfriend...for absolutely no fucking reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cotoncandydream Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 You forgot WHEN LAVENDERMENACE STARTS BOUNCING AND YOU GET SEA SICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted December 19 Author Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by cotoncandydream You forgot WHEN LAVENDERMENACE STARTS BOUNCING AND YOU GET SEA SICK! :D :D :bounce::bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by lavendermenace Stolen from CMB, (thanks claire, you made me giggle)2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.4. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it. (TWICE)You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.20. You get the sudden urge to call your ex-boyfriend...for absolutely no fucking reason. Not in that particular order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by lavendermenace 19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.Now that would be a trip to watch:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 21. the cabby asks u where to, and u say "Home, duh!"22. u'r friends in CA tell u not to call so late.23. it's starting to get dark out again.24. someone just shook u awake.25. u find a wine cooler in your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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