dgmodel Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 I got this email found it mad funny just wanted to share... What White People on the subway want Black People toknow: 1. If there are two inches of space between two peopleon a seat, it doesn't entitle your big ass to squeezein that space!! 2. Eating Popeye's Chicken, Pizza, McDonald's orcheese puffs is not permitted on the train. 3. Just because you got the latest Puff Daddy cd,doesn't mean that the whole subway car needs to hearit. 4. Your kids should not change the destination signsor spin on the poles like strippers. 5. Men: Yes, we know your penis is big. Now close yourlegs so someone else can sit down! 6. The very last car is not the "Smoking Lounge". 7. Girls, before leaving, please wipe off the seat ifyour ass cheeks are not covered by your shorts. What Black people on the subway want White People toKnow: 1. Your laptop & Starbucks coffee did not pay $1.50 toride, move it so I can sit down. 2. When you yell at your kids, it's ok to cuss themout & smack them along side the head. 3. If someone is in the doorway, and they are notbudging because it is too crowded to move......DO NOTPUSH THEM... Just a kind warning. 4. White bitch, if you don't stop flinging your hairback in my face, you ain't gonna have any hair. 5. There is no need to completely spread out your WallStreet Journal during rush hour. 6. Staring too hard at her round booty might get youknocked out. 7. Don't brag about how well your 401k plan is doing. What ALL people on the subway want Asian People toKnow: 1. Let the people OFF the train first! 2. Do NOT eat garlic or ginger first thing in themorning. 3. The seat goes to the person closest to it, not theone who can run the fastest. 4. More than 4 plastic produce bags per person are notpermitted on the train. 5. When in groups of 2 or more, please speak english,& make sure you keep the volume under the decibels ofany busy airport! 6. Just because you're little doesn't mean you can'tbe fat. 7. Let the people OFF the train first (worthrepeating)... 8. Just cause you're tired, doesn't mean you can fall asleep against the nearest person. 9. Just because you worked all day in a deli doesn'tmean that youcan now pick your nose in front of others! 10. And Thanks for those $1 batteries Thank you for riding the MTA, stand clear of theclosing doors and ofcourse Happy Holidays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 funny stuff! now maybe someone can answer these questions for me:1. What's the deal with people drinking non-alcoholic beverages like OJ out of brown bodega bags? We won't think you're a loser for drinking Tropicana instead of a 40 in the morning. It kind of screams ghetto...2. Is it an unwritten rule that states crackheads must sit in the end seats (the two-seaters) of any subway car? I wouldn't sit in an end seat if it was the last available one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 20 Author Report Share Posted December 20 LMAO... so true.. about the crackhead seats.. lol however I dont even sit in any seat I stand the whole time even if theres a whole bunch of seats open... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwyllion Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 God, I love when people try to fall asleep on you in the train or bus...... it's the most hilarious thing in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squeezemay Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Ive seen this before and I love it!!!!!!!! Its like someone from the 7 train wrote it specifically for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Fucking classic!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Originally posted by dgmodel What ALL people on the subway want Asian People toKnow: 1. Let the people OFF the train first! hehehe i put up with this shit EVERY DAYcoming off the F train at west 4th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakbeatz2 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 :laugh: that was great sooooooooooo true!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Didn't John Rocker write that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 ThaT was soooo FuNNY and TRUEEEE!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 i didn't care what race anyone was; the reason why i left nyc is 'cause i said, "if one more goddamn person reads over my shoulder while i'm writing in my journal, i'm outta here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Originally posted by weyes i didn't care what race anyone was; the reason why i left nyc is 'cause i said, "if one more goddamn person reads over my shoulder while i'm writing in my journal, i'm outta here!" whoops....um, come back... I promise i won't do it again...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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