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I got this email found it mad funny just wanted to share...

What White People on the subway want Black People to

know:

1. If there are two inches of space between two people

on a seat, it doesn't entitle your big ass to squeeze

in that space!!

2. Eating Popeye's Chicken, Pizza, McDonald's or

cheese puffs is not permitted on the train.

3. Just because you got the latest Puff Daddy cd,

doesn't mean that the whole subway car needs to hear

it.

4. Your kids should not change the destination signs

or spin on the poles like strippers.

5. Men: Yes, we know your penis is big. Now close your

legs so someone else can sit down!

6. The very last car is not the "Smoking Lounge".

7. Girls, before leaving, please wipe off the seat if

your ass cheeks are not covered by your shorts.

What Black people on the subway want White People to

Know:

1. Your laptop & Starbucks coffee did not pay $1.50 to

ride, move it so I can sit down.

2. When you yell at your kids, it's ok to cuss them

out & smack them along side the head.

3. If someone is in the doorway, and they are not

budging because it is too crowded to move......DO NOT

PUSH THEM... Just a kind warning.

4. White bitch, if you don't stop flinging your hair

back in my face, you ain't gonna have any hair.

5. There is no need to completely spread out your Wall

Street Journal during rush hour.

6. Staring too hard at her round booty might get you

knocked out.

7. Don't brag about how well your 401k plan is doing.

What ALL people on the subway want Asian People to

Know:

1. Let the people OFF the train first!

2. Do NOT eat garlic or ginger first thing in the

morning.

3. The seat goes to the person closest to it, not the

one who can run the fastest.

4. More than 4 plastic produce bags per person are not

permitted on the train.

5. When in groups of 2 or more, please speak english,

& make sure you keep the volume under the decibels of

any busy airport!

6. Just because you're little doesn't mean you can't

be fat.

7. Let the people OFF the train first (worth

repeating)...

8. Just cause you're tired, doesn't mean you can fall

asleep against the nearest person.

9. Just because you worked all day in a deli doesn't

mean that you

can now pick your nose in front of others!

10. And Thanks for those $1 batteries

Thank you for riding the MTA, stand clear of the

closing doors and ofcourse Happy Holidays...

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funny stuff! now maybe someone can answer these questions for me:

1. What's the deal with people drinking non-alcoholic beverages like OJ out of brown bodega bags? We won't think you're a loser for drinking Tropicana instead of a 40 in the morning. It kind of screams ghetto...

2. Is it an unwritten rule that states crackheads must sit in the end seats (the two-seaters) of any subway car? I wouldn't sit in an end seat if it was the last available one...

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Originally posted by weyes

i didn't care what race anyone was; the reason why i left nyc is 'cause i said, "if one more goddamn person reads over my shoulder while i'm writing in my journal, i'm outta here!" :mad::)

whoops....

um, come back... I promise i won't do it again......

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