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lets have a vote...worst way for osama bin laden to die....for me it is this way...

cut off his eyelids, arms, and legs...then drop him in a pool with mirrors all in the inside, so he watches himself die and he can't do anything about it...hahahha...can't close his eyes and can't make his way to the top....what other idea's do you guys have???:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I say, put him in some boots that are nailed to a pedestal and let every New Yorker and every person who lost someone in the tragedies come up in groups and smack him as hard as possible, knee him in the balls, whatever, until everyone has a chance... presumably he won't need much else to kick the bucket.

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step 1:

hang him up by his armpits, using the

prickliest, itchiest rope that can be found.

step 2:

pull his toenails out one by one,

pouring salt in each now-wide-open cuticle.

step 3:

repeat step 2 for finger nails.

step 4:

"death of a thousand paper cuts"

administer paper cuts.

on the order of several thousand,

pausing at least a minute between.

step 5:

"chinese water torture"

needs no explanation.

administer for at least 12 hours.

step 6:

fill a large aluminum tub with pirahnas

and/or barracudas (or whatever

man-eating variety fish is in ready supply),

and place beneath bin laden for several hours.

step 7:

cut him loose, into the aluminum tub.

cover with heavy lead plate.

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Humperdinck:

[standing in the doorway] A technicality that will shortly be remedied...but first things first.. [He draws his sword] To the death!

Wesley:

[slowly sitting up] No! To the pain!

Humperdinck:

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase?

Wesley:

I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You warthog-faced-buffoon!

Humperdinck:

[insulted] That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

Wesley:

It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your your feet below the ankles, then your hands at your wrists. Next, your nose.

Humperdinck:

Then my tongue, I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right!

Humperdinck:

And then my ears...I understand! Let's get on with it!

Wesley:

Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, 'dear god what is that thing!' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

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