chula22 Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 Okay. I have heard funny stories about what people did when they were young and horny.Two of my all time favorites were-Ripped a hole in a teddy bear and fucked the bear.-discovered a whole in the mattress and went at it.So does anyone else have any funny stories to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pivo Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 you actually know somebody that tagged their teddy bear??when i was young, my babysitter introduced me to the game of "doctor"...at the time, i didn't even know what horny was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted December 28 Author Report Share Posted December 28 Yeah I do know someone that malested there teddy. It came out in a truth or dare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 OMG Chula :laugh: I have a story to about a stuffed animal but I aint tellin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pivo Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 that is truly classic!! i would just play with myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ablane Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 LOL i shouldn't say this, but.....when i was way too young to be doing this, I would steal my older brother's condoms, put them on, kneel beside my bed and fuck my matress between the bottom of the mattress and the box spring. wow, disturbed kid, huh? i think i was like 11 or 12.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted December 28 Author Report Share Posted December 28 Originally posted by ablane LOL i shouldn't say this, but.....when i was way too young to be doing this, I would steal my older brother's condoms, put them on, kneel beside my bed and fuck my matress between the bottom of the mattress and the box spring. wow, disturbed kid, huh? i think i was like 11 or 12.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!ROTFLMAOOMFG!THAT IS QUITE A SITE. So did it feel good? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pivo Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 i knew some guys at school that used to buy "pocket pussies" at the sex shop and fuck those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ablane Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 hell yea, it felt good....LOL. that is until my mother caught me doing it. worst moment of my life. wow, let's not bring that up. i also used a watermellon once. hahaha. i'm a horny bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pivo Posted December 28 Report Share Posted December 28 i dated a girl that used to fuck carrots and cucumbers all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted December 28 Author Report Share Posted December 28 Originally posted by synderella420 OMG Chula :laugh: I have a story to about a stuffed animal but I aint tellin Awwwww. Cum on. share! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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