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> > > Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

> > > A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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> > > Q: What do you call a Serbian prostitute?

> > > A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

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> > > Q: Why do women call it PMS?

> > > A: Because mad cow disease was already taken

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> > > Q: What's a mixed feeling?

> > > A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new

> > > car.

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> > > Q: What's the height of conceit?

> > > A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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> > > Q: What's the definition of macho?

> > > A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

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> > > Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

> > > A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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> > > Q: How can you tell a male porno star at the gas station?

> > > A: Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and

> > > sprays the gas all over the car.

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> > > Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

> > > A: They spray paint X's on the sheep that kick

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> > > Q: Why is divorce so expensive?

> > > A: Because it's worth it .***********

> > > Q: What is a Yankee?

> > > A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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> > > Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

> > > A: They both like a tight seal.

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> > > Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

> > > A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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> > > Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?

> > > A: About three inches.

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> > > Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

> > > A: Well-hung.

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> > > Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?

> > > A: For traction in the mud.

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> > > Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

> > > A: The grip

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> > > Q: How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

> > > A: It's not hard.

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> > > Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

> > > A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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> > > Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

> > > A: 45 lbs.

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> > > Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

> > > A: 45 minutes

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> > > Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

> > > A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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> > > Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

> > > A: The swallow.

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> > > Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

> > > A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

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> > > Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?

> > > A: Because no man would pull those faces on purpose.

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> > > Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than

> > > improving their minds?

> > > A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

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> > > Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

> > > A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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> > > Q: What is the best form of birth control after age 50?

> > > A: Nudity

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> > > Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?

> > > A: They can't stand the criticism

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> > > Q. Why is is so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring

> > > and good looking?

> > > A: They already have boyfriends.

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> > > Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

> > > A: A golden retriever

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> > > Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

> > > A: Ask your mother

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> > > Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a mens rest room?

> > > A: Say "nice dick!!"

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> > > Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

> > > A: Mace will do that to you

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> > > Q: What is the Cuban national anthem?

> > > A: Row, Row, Row Your Boat

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> > > Q: What are the famous last words of every redneck?

> > > A: "Hey guys, watch this shit"

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