synderella420 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 No girl wants to get up at 4:00 in the morning all tired and fall in the bowl thank you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 :laugh: Aww kim,,, you crack me up Well, I work at an office with mostly women, so I got the practice under my belt. They even have a sign that says to leave the seat down...Maybe you should put a whip in the bathroom and apply to whatever hiney left it up:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 here's a brilliant idea.....bathroom doors that can't be unlocked unless the toilet seat was down! :idea: :idea: :idea: sigh, wonder how much cash I'll be paid for coming up with this brilliant idea...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander here's a brilliant idea.....bathroom doors that can't be unlocked unless the toilet seat was down! :idea: :idea: :idea: sigh, wonder how much cash I'll be paid for coming up with this brilliant idea...... . . . but what happens if the mechanism malfunctions and you get trapped in the stall with the heinous terd??. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 GMC a whip I think you been reading the sex boards too much :laugh: Not a bad idea tho kind of kinky X-pander what a brilliant stroke of genius:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . but what happens if the mechanism malfunctions and you get trapped in the stall with the heinous terd??. . . . lmfaoooooooo :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . but what happens if the mechanism malfunctions and you get trapped in the stall with the heinous terd??. . . . ....and who's fault is it for amalgamating the heinous turdin the first place?Yeah I thought so........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander ....and who's fault is it for amalgamating the heinous turdin the first place?Yeah I thought so........ :laugh: Smash: glad I could make you laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander ....and who's fault is it for amalgamating the heinous turdin the first place?Yeah I thought so........ . . . . . . Well . . what if I didn't do it . . I just walked into the stall and found it !!! . . . Yeah, that's it!!! . . I found it!! . . then what? . .I'd be trapped with someone elses Heinous Terd™. . .. . The Horror. . the horror . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raman Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . but what happens if the mechanism malfunctions and you get trapped in the stall with the heinous terd??. . . . what??? be proud of your produce! sometimes i just sit there and admire my work. i love the ones that refuse to go down and just spin around the hole clinging for dear life as u flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 ahahaha :laugh: You guys have me fucking laughing with tears over here :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by Raman what??? be proud of your produce! sometimes i just sit there and admire my work. i love the ones that refuse to go down and just spin around the hole clinging for dear life as u flush. . . . rawk rawk rawk . . . NOOOOOOOOO . . . Why are you doing this to me!!!!. . . . . . It'd be like those old Roundup commercials with the dying weeds . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . rawk rawk rawk . . . NOOOOOOOOO . . . Why are you doing this to me!!!!. . . . . . It'd be like those old Roundup commercials with the dying weeds . . . what the fuck are you talking about............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander what the fuck are you talking about............. . . you never saw those Roundup commercials? . . They all had stop motion animated weeds (Roundup is a weed killer . . ) . . and each commercial would have a play on a major death scene from a movie . . It was funny and very very disturbing at the same time. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . It was funny and very very disturbing at the same time. . . much like this thread is slowly becoming............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander much like this thread is slowly becoming............. . . oh never mind . . . . . How come scatological humor always goes awry? . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander much like this thread is slowly becoming............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by synderella420 No girl wants to get up at 4:00 in the morning all tired and fall in the bowl thank you!!! With all due respect to the women out there (and I *do* leave the seat down anyway), I never really understood this concept of pissing or shitting in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by brooklynkid With all due respect to the women out there (and I *do* leave the seat down anyway), I never really understood this concept of pissing or shitting in the dark. it's all about the feel for your bowl, Mike.....My bowl and I have a psychic bond.....never have to worry about missing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princesslolita Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Amen ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander it's all about the feel for your bowl, Mike.....My bowl and I have a psychic bond.....never have to worry about missing...... i knew u were named oracle for a reason I can feel my way around after a big bean burrito and downing that with a dozen corona's---my bathroom radar picks up.BTW...u know that they have glow-in-the-dark bowls (ahem, Sharper Image) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander it's all about the feel for your bowl, Mike.....My bowl and I have a psychic bond.....never have to worry about missing...... not to mention most guys don't even care if they piss on the seat, rim or floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by gmccookny i knew u were named oracle for a reason I can feel my way around after a big bean burrito and downing that with a dozen corona's---my bathroom radar picks up.BTW...u know that they have glow-in-the-dark bowls (ahem, Sharper Image) that's cheating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by brooklynkid not to mention most guys don't even care if they piss on the seat, rim or floor Hey I care!Cua I might have to sit on that thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by xpander that's cheating! Heheh, no one said there were rules...I love those cushin seats...they are so light and comfy...I'm sick of ceramic:mad: Damn cold seats, always leaving a ring around the booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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