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Study Finds Charles No Longer In Charge

By Scott Ganz and Andrew Samson

After months of observation, Mrs. Powell has concluded that Charles has failed to maintain the house and thus, is no longer "in charge."

"I hired Charles to take care of my family," said Powell. "Now all he does is sit around all day and hit on my hot daughter...no, not that one...the one on ‘Baywatch’".

When asked for comment, Charles denied any wrongdoing.

"Don’t listen to that bitch. I’m still in charge," said Charles. "It’s just that Nicole Eggert is so hot. I mean, Goddamn! Would you rather wash dishes or sniff panties? Yeah, I thought so."

Mrs. Powell became suspicious when she saw Charles tutoring her daughter in Algebra.

"I don’t remember high school math that well," said Powell. "But I’m sure the Pythagoreon Theorem is ‘a2 + b2 = c2’, not ‘Me + You + All Your Friends = Hot Monkey Sex’".

Charles vehemently denied this accusation.

"I don’t know what she’s talking about," Charles said. "I don’t want her friends there at all."

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