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ARTICLETEGUCIGALPA, Honduras — A Honduran fisherman woke up after a drunken binge to find somebody had pushed a four-inch bottle far up his rectum, a doctor said Thursday.

Doctors removed the bottle from Jose Lopez's intestine in an operation in the city of San Pedro Sula, some 100 miles north of the capital Tegucigalpa, more than two weeks after it was introduced.

"The foreign matter was stuck in his large intestine. We can't figure out why it rose that high instead of descending," surgeon Reiniery Jimenez told reporters.

Lopez, 43, said he slept in a field near his home April 18 after drinking a quart of Aguardiente, a fiery local spirit. He said he had no idea what had happened until doctors took an X-ray.

Just imagine how open his rectum is now :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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