eggmok Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 have you ever talked to someone for the first time and felt as though you knew her all your life . . .yes, oh yes, this year is going to be extremely delightful . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Fuck you and your romantic prospects. Keep it to yourself. No, I'm not bitter about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifterlx Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 some times, shit goes well... the other 95% of the time simply lasts for one night... of for one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by Kuro Fuck you and your romantic prospects. Keep it to yourself. No, I'm not bitter about anything. hhhhahahaha, kuro that's why we love you so much here . . . .anyways, we need our share of $.02 from the ladies . . .and maybe some input from our esteemed hawaiian necklaced friend, "dude, like, that's just totally awesome man, like, catchin a great wave and riding in, you just don't want that feeling to end dude, fuckin-a" . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyrabbit Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by eggmok have you ever talked to someone for the first time and felt as though you knew her all your life . . .yes, oh yes, this year is going to be extremely delightful . . . OMG, am I really dating you, but just don't know it??? My newest prospect said the same thing to me last night....okay, it was actually 2 dates and he feels he has known me all his life...But anyways, when you make that kinda instant connection, bliss...good luck!....ummm, unless it was one of those Bud Light kinda moments "I lovvve you mannnn"??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Awwww, Eggy - did you finally get a girl to talk to you! I'm so proud! How much did you have to pay her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by sillyrabbit OMG, am I really dating you, but just don't know it??? My newest prospect said the same thing to me last night....okay, it was actually 2 dates and he feels he has known me all his life...Yeah, it's a standard line from the "How To Smooth Talk Chixs" manual. j/k, really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by crank47 Yeah, it's a standard line from the "How To Smooth Talk Chixs" manual. j/k, really! "You and I were meant for each other""I loved you from the first time I saw you."are other popular phrases extracted from the aforementioned manual :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyrabbit Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by crank47 Yeah, it's a standard line from the "How To Smooth Talk Chixs" manual. j/k, really! So that explains it....and how he keep reading something over my shoulder...hmph, and I thought he was just watching tv! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifterlx Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 i tend to go with "have we met before? you look familiar... where do i know you from?" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Hmm and as always, all this depends on which head you are thinking with, Egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by vicman "You and I were meant for each other""I loved you from the first time I saw you."are other popular phrases extracted from the aforementioned manual :D Uh oh, I think we're supposed to keep said manual secret. We might be in trouble for this...So to all women, no such manual exists. All the things men say are from our own stupi... I mean, creative and loving minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by shifterlx i tend to go with "have we met before? you look familiar... where do i know you from?" lol my favorite line is, "do you wanna have my children?"...yeh that usually werks :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 "How U dooin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by crank47 Uh oh, I think we're supposed to keep said manual secret. We might be in trouble for this...So to all women, no such manual exists. All the things men say are from our own stupi... I mean, creative and loving minds. Hmmmm - we need to talk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by malanee Hmmmm - we need to talk... Sh*t! I left the emergency handbook at home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 whats a girl like you doin' in a place like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 "Could I have some fries with that shake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Hey baby, whats ur sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by malanee Awwww, Eggy - did you finally get a girl to talk to you! I'm so proud! How much did you have to pay her? well let me say this . . .it is simply quite refreshing to actually talk to someone who truly makes you smile because you realize they aren't shallow, conceited and worst of all fake . . .it's like a breath of fresh air . . .none of the superficial bullshit that you hoplessly use in a conversation because "he said she said " which disappointingly leads to nothing . . .well, talking to someone and not realizing that the time has completely flown by means you know where i'm coming from . . .true friendship in every sense of the word . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by eggmok have you ever talked to someone for the first time and felt as though you knew her all your life . . .yes, oh yes, this year is going to be extremely delightful . . . Who would've ever thought that a hooker could make such a good friend and you would get along with her/him soo well...What you gonna get her for valentine's day? BTW, what corner you get her at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyrabbit Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by eggmok well let me say this . . .it is simply quite refreshing to actually talk to someone who truly makes you smile because you realize they aren't shallow, conceited and worst of all fake . . .it's like a breath of fresh air . . .none of the superficial bullshit that you hoplessly use in a conversation because "he said she said " which disappointingly leads to nothing . . .well, talking to someone and not realizing that the time has completely flown by means you know where i'm coming from . . .true friendship in every sense of the word . . . Yeah, yeah, yeah....now that sounds like manual talk to me! So are you gettin' lucky or what yo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 ok, you'll have eggmok back then . . .fuck all y'all . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifterlx Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 nonono! eggie, you're the man! i know what you're talkin about. one thing i detest in a woman and just people in general, is fakeness. that blows ass. over all, there are a bunch of lines in the manual but when a "puta" efs you over, the best one is the classic SUCK IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shifterlx Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by vicman Hey baby, whats ur sign? and the baby will probably answer: "ga-ga-..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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