drinks

[gambitrah]

im sure youve all seen these before...

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a

woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer

Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana

boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky

taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's

interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet

giggly.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet

evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,

actually she has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this

should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to

get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been

blessed. Nothing to do but wait; however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as

always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated

image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting

laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!