Emmitt Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Days Cards10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.5. Before I met you, my heart was so famishedBut now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!4. Through all the things that came to passOur love has grown. . . but so's your ass.3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutieI just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or cornySo, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Originally posted by Emmitt Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Days Cards10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. Some guy told me that the other night when we where at Joeys!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancensmile Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Originally posted by dibs Some guy told me that the other night when we where at Joeys!!!!!! :laugh: Haha -- gotta love those guys at Joey's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetumzz Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 this line is my all time favorite...i was leaning on the bar at poor billys when a guy came over and said:hey are you tired? wanna crawl up my leg and hit the sack?i wanted to hit him, but i was laughing too hard!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Where did you get these????They are so bad, that you gotta laugh:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Those are friggin awesome! I might actually print out a few serious looking valentines day cards just to mess with people. Thanks! My favorite is "spanking your big fat ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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