foxyroxy20 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 > > A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked> to> > buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him> that> > they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that theboy> > ask his manager about the matter.> >> > Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole> wants> > to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned> to> > find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman> > kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and> the> > man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said, "I was> > impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier.We> > like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"> >> > "Canada, sir," the boy replied.> >> > "Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir,> > there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."> >> > "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied,"No> > shit??? Which team did she play for?"> >> >>. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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