You know your are a guido if...

[fierydesire]

How great is this ... a bit old school but funny

> You Know You Are A Guido If.......

> 1. You owned or drive a Mustang/IROC/ Trans Am/Firebird/Monte Carlo/Cutlass Supreme/Regal with either Playboy door locks, Fuzzy Dice, Disco Ball, and/or a Bow with streamers on the rear view mirror.

> 2. You still cruise the major strips.

> 3. A Sergio Tacchini jumpsuit is still in your closet.

> 4. Weekly tickets for tinted windows.

> 5. Dippity-Do Gel was a high commodity.

> 6. Field 4 at Jones beach was the only section you went to.

> 7. You parked your car wherever you wanted and didn't care.

> 8. You owned a satin jacket with your neighborhood inscribed on the back of it.

> 9. Z Cavaricci pants with the Funky Z Belt.

> 10. The songs " When I hear music" and "Play it at your own Risk" was your National Anthem.

> 11. Pink (Chams) Shirts on guys were cool.

> 12. You were considered a fire hazard at work/school, because of the Hairspray and Cologne/Perfume.

> 13. Drakkar! Drakkar! Drakkar! and Paco Rabanne too!

> 14. You listened to Bon Jovi.

> 15. A Jewish guy would wear a Gold Cross.

> 16. Saw TKA at least 8 times.

> 17. The UC at St. John's University was considered a Club.

> 18. You thought that anyone that didn't go to your school was a Nerd.

> 19. Bass Wars! Always had to top someone's stereo system.

> 20. Italian Feasts were like National Holidays.

> 21. Had a Psycho Girlfriend or Boyfriend.

> 22. If you weren't Italian, You never revealed your last name.

> 23. You loved your White Decks (Keds)

> 24. Baggy Sox on Guys were cool.

> 25. You cried when Hot 97 turned to all Rap.

> 26. You called everyone you knew when KTU came back.

> 27. The Godfather, Goodfellas, and Rocky are your favorite movies.

> 28. The theme to Rocky still brings chills to your body.

> 29. Wind Tunnel tested hair dos.

> 30. Black Leather jackets could be worn 24/7.

> 31. You were the first person on your block to have a beeper.

> 32. You called everyone Bro. or Cuz.

> 33. Dated someone named Tony or Maria.

> 34. Gold Plated License frames.

> 35. Annoying Neon Lights around your license plates.

> 36. Someone stalked you and you stalked someone.

> 37. Guidette Fights were better than Mike Tyson Fights.

> 38. You knew a guy named Billy Keegan that could kick everyone's ass including Mike Tyson.

> 39. You tied Sneaker Laces around your head.

> 40. 1018/Emerald City/Paleds/ Montanas/Metro 700/ Club G/ Zacharys and Jamz.

> 41. Let's not forget Avantis on Bell Blvd.

> 42. French Fries w/ Mozzarella with Brown Gravy on the side at 4 AM was a balanced breakfast at any Greek Diner.

> 43. Had a song inscripted on the back of your car or back windshield. Ex: Dreaming of Love/ Hooked on You.

> 44. Girls sucked beer through a straw.

> 45. Didn't believe that Andrew "Dice" Clay wasn't Italian.

> 46. Marlboros and Newports were essential club gear.

> 47. Still have Mixed Tapes.

> 48. Danced in a circle at a club which resembled a bad Kung-Fu fight.

> 49. Claimed to have had sex with every fine girl.

> 50. Still own a 12" single on Vinyl.

> 51. Carried a Hair Brush in your back pocket.

> 52. Picked up girls by simply sayin "YO".

> 53. You chewed gum like a cow.

> 54. Girls had to bring a change of clothes in your car, because if your father saw what you were wearing he would kill you!

> 55. One handed drivin' ,tinted windows half down, Music blasting with the passenger's foot out the window.

> 56. If you were walking on 11th. Ave in NYC in your Guidette Club Gear ,you would be arrested for prostitution.

> 57. Started each sentence with " Not 4 Nothin But".

> 58. Spent Memorial Day, 4th of July, and Labor Day in the Hamptons or Jersey Shore for the last 10 Years.

> 59. Chess King and Just Shirts were your favorite stores.

> 60. Mandee's for the girls.

> 61. You still see the same people at all the clubs from 10 years ago and they're still wearin the same shit. >

> 62. White T-Shirts and a black Cardigan was considered dressing up.

> 63. Sported a Fat rope chain and Dog tag with your name on it, A Playboy with Star Diamond Cuts.

> 64. A O was a mating call.

> 65. Wore a trench coat.

> 66. Diners were better than clubs.

> 67. Your father always had a sauce stain on his shirt... AKA... Guinea T.

> 68. Your mother always wore a bandana in her hair when she cooked.

> 69. Diamond Stud Earrings!

> 70. Rolled up your shorts to tour balls.

> 71. Came home smelling like cigarettes no matter where you went.

> 72. Lost your virginity to a girl named Stacey.

> 73. Lost your virginity to a guy named Vinny.

> 74. Your buddies were always grabbin your balls and feelin your Ass.

> 75. Stickball and Whiffle Ball were considered a sport.

> 76. You fell in love with the shot girl and bought all her shots for your friends.

> 77. You bought or were bought a Rose at a club.

> 78. Peelin out was Cool.

> 79. You can hear your buddies pickin you up 3 blocks away, from the loud music in their car.

> 80. Girls wore makeup to the gym and guys didn't sweat.

:laugh:

[godfatherbam]

SO WHAT U TRYIN TO SAY ANYWAYS...HUH...YOUS WANNA GET WACKED...LOL HAHA

[fierydesire]

Originally posted by godfatherbam

SO WHAT U TRYIN TO SAY ANYWAYS...HUH...YOUS WANNA GET WACKED...LOL HAHA

by you thats a joke right????

[godfatherbam]

whoa....fiery wants the godfather to kick her ass i think...but we all know she loves that shit so i dunno, maybe ill just have one of my boys from the outside do it so she dont know it was me....hehe

[mugwump]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A HOOCHIE MAMA:

1). You wear miniskirts in the dead of winter.

2). You've ever started a fight with someone because you didn't like the way someone looked at you.

3). You've ever messed up/trashed someone's outfit because it was identical to yours.

4). You've ever started a fight with another woman because they looked at  your man "The Wrong Way".

5). You think of faux furs and leopard print clothing as "good clothes".

6). You ever went to your baby-daddy's job for money to buy milk or diapers.

7). You expect your man to pay you rent, and he doesn't live with you.

8). You've ever said, "I loved-ed my man, even when he did his time upstate for me".

9). You've ever said, "I love me some him".

10).Your oldest daughter was the "Miniature Bride" in the ceremony.

11).You and your boyfriend were banned from your child's Jr. High dances because the two of you led everyone to believe you were auditioning for a production of "Dirty Dancing".

12).You've ever gotten you hair and nails "did".

13).You and your mother are pregnant at the same time.

14).Your grandmother is 42, your mother is 28, and you are 14 with a baby on the way. (You do the math)

15).Your children are more than 6 years older than their aunts and uncles.

16).You believe no woman's wardrobe is complete w/out Lycra and spandex.

17).Your fingernails are so long people often wonder how you wipe your ass.

18).You always declare, "Ain't no shame in my game".

19).Some how, you grew 12 inch of hair in 10 hours.

20).Your hair is brown, your crochet braids are black and gold.

21).You're a 14, all of dresses are size 9's.

22).Your hair is so tall that you have a designated seat at the back of the movie theatre.

23).You consider glue, glitter, and chop sticks as hair accessories.

24).You aren't allowed to dance in the club because men slip you dollar bills.

25.)Every babydaddy you have is in jail.

26).You've ever thrown any of the following at your man:

    TV, VCR, Toasters, curling irons, irons, or any major appliance

27).You'd rather have a big screen TV than a computer.

28).Your name has more than one "Q" in the spelling.

29).Your name is more than three syllables long.

30).You name ends or begins with "La, Ta, Sha, Qa, Quo"

31).Any of the following songs can be your official theme song

Sock It To Me(Missy Elliot), Doo Wop (That Thing)(Lauryn Hill), One Night Stand(J-Shin), Hot Spot(Foxy Brown), You Know I'm A Hoe(Master P& Ice Cube)

32).You wear flip-flops and mini skirts to the store.

33).You've worn more than one hairstyle at a time (you know, finger waves on the front, crimps on the right, French roll, and spiral curls in the back)

34).You carry your baby on your hip.

35).You've got a baby on each hip.

[fierydesire]

Mugs:laugh:

Godfatherbam:rolleyes: Im shakin.....

[tottallyoff]

Originally posted by mugwump

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A HOOCHIE MAMA:

1). You wear miniskirts in the dead of winter.

2). You've ever started a fight with someone because you didn't like the way someone looked at you.

3). You've ever messed up/trashed someone's outfit because it was identical to yours.

4). You've ever started a fight with another woman because they looked at  your man "The Wrong Way".

5). You think of faux furs and leopard print clothing as "good clothes".

6). You ever went to your baby-daddy's job for money to buy milk or diapers.

7). You expect your man to pay you rent, and he doesn't live with you.

8). You've ever said, "I loved-ed my man, even when he did his time upstate for me".

9). You've ever said, "I love me some him".

10).Your oldest daughter was the "Miniature Bride" in the ceremony.

11).You and your boyfriend were banned from your child's Jr. High dances because the two of you led everyone to believe you were auditioning for a production of "Dirty Dancing".

12).You've ever gotten you hair and nails "did".

13).You and your mother are pregnant at the same time.

14).Your grandmother is 42, your mother is 28, and you are 14 with a baby on the way. (You do the math)

15).Your children are more than 6 years older than their aunts and uncles.

16).You believe no woman's wardrobe is complete w/out Lycra and spandex.

17).Your fingernails are so long people often wonder how you wipe your ass.

18).You always declare, "Ain't no shame in my game".

19).Some how, you grew 12 inch of hair in 10 hours.

20).Your hair is brown, your crochet braids are black and gold.

21).You're a 14, all of dresses are size 9's.

22).Your hair is so tall that you have a designated seat at the back of the movie theatre.

23).You consider glue, glitter, and chop sticks as hair accessories.

24).You aren't allowed to dance in the club because men slip you dollar bills.

25.)Every babydaddy you have is in jail.

26).You've ever thrown any of the following at your man:

    TV, VCR, Toasters, curling irons, irons, or any major appliance

27).You'd rather have a big screen TV than a computer.

28).Your name has more than one "Q" in the spelling.

29).Your name is more than three syllables long.

30).You name ends or begins with "La, Ta, Sha, Qa, Quo"

31).Any of the following songs can be your official theme song

Sock It To Me(Missy Elliot), Doo Wop (That Thing)(Lauryn Hill), One Night Stand(J-Shin), Hot Spot(Foxy Brown), You Know I'm A Hoe(Master P& Ice Cube)

32).You wear flip-flops and mini skirts to the store.

33).You've worn more than one hairstyle at a time (you know, finger waves on the front, crimps on the right, French roll, and spiral curls in the back)

34).You carry your baby on your hip.

35).You've got a baby on each hip.

You know - I did most of those

[misk]

20. Italian Feasts were like National Holidays

27. The Godfather, Goodfellas, and Rocky are your favorite movies.

28. The theme to Rocky still brings chills to your body.(maybe! lol)

31. You were the first person on your block to have a beeper

37. Guidette Fights were better than Mike Tyson Fights(hell yea!!)**42. French Fries w/ Mozzarella with Brown Gravy on the side at 4 AM was a balanced breakfast at any Greek Diner. ((who doesn't like that?!?!?!i had some last weekend to be completely honest here!))**

44. Girls sucked beer through a straw

47. Still have Mixed Tapes. ((somewhere..in case i ever need them lol))

57. Started each sentence with " Not 4 Nothin But". ((ALWAYS! LOL..and i say .."ok...first of all"))

58. Spent Memorial Day, 4th of July, and Labor Day in the Hamptons or Jersey Shore for the last 10 Years. ((yes))

71. Came home smelling like cigarettes no matter where you went. ((hahha...yes!))

75. Stickball and Whiffle Ball were considered a sport. ((i was a kick ass stickball player when i was lil!))

77. You bought or were bought a Rose at a club.

79. You can hear your buddies pickin you up 3 blocks away, from the loud music in their car.

OK..i'm laughing but at the same time...slightly frightened....lol.....