laurie619 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at alocal Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a veryattractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse,leather miniskirt, and high heels.As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to board it,but found that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her legto the required height. Looking around and thinking quickly, shereaches behind her and undoes the zipper on the back of her skirta little and then tries again.Again, she finds that she cannot manage the step, so once moreshe reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more. Witha smile, she looks at the bus driver and tries to board again.She finds that she still can't step that high and so withexasperation and a sigh she unzips her skirt the rest of the waydown. To her amazement, her leg still will not reach the bottomstep.Finally, a very large Texan behind her gently grabs her by thewaist, lifts her up, and places her on the bus.The woman turns to the Texan furious and says, "Who do you thinkyou are to touch my body in that way? I don't even know you!"The Texan looks at her and replies, "Well, ma'am, after youunzipped my fly I thought we were pretty good friends." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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