phatman Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 So I was out in Down Neck Newark Saturday night and after popping two TNTs in like 10 minutes, I found a little spot on the floor and danced and danced... Now, before the end of the night, I found someone on the floor I had talked to earlier soooo I decided to go dance with her and mingle. Lights came on and we went to the other room - she was a big girl - my eyes had played tricks on me or was it the alcohol - but I'm a nice guy and I wasnt thinking too far ahead. So I give her my card and say, call me and we'll do lunch or something and she says, "Let's go to the bar and I'll give you my number so you can call me." Hoping my face did not express what I was feeling, we went to the bar. As fate would have it, there were no pens available at the bar.Well guess who called Monday? Not sure how to respond, but I'm sure I'll figure it out...in a nice way..definitely not attracted to her BUT...as I told this story with a chuckle to my boy's wife, we both said the same thing at the same time, "Hey, phat people need loving too..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Well, hun does she even look good? Um was she pleasant, was she obesely big? I don't know, how could you not tell...come on now, don't your bump and grind it a lil?Well did you pick up the phone when she called or no? Just let it go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by fierydesire Well, hun does she even look good? Um was she pleasant, was she obesely big? I don't know, how could you not tell...come on now, don't your bump and grind it a lil?Well did you pick up the phone when she called or no? Just let it go... lol...it was dark and i was drunk...women know how to disguise that shit well...she's not obese, the word would be thick...i returned her call and told her i would call her midweek when work slowed down...i hate being a dick and not calling back...man...first the midget on my birthday, now this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by phatman lol...it was dark and i was drunk...women know how to disguise that shit well...she's not obese, the word would be thick...i returned her call and told her i would call her midweek when work slowed down...i hate being a dick and not calling back...man...first the midget on my birthday, now this... I'm thick...disguise us never:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdionysus Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by fierydesire I'm thick...disguise us never:rolleyes: Fiery thick is and can be a very good thing... being a big guy at 6'4, I need a woman with a little meat on them bones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by fierydesire I'm thick...disguise us never:rolleyes: honey if you're thick, than I'm obese... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by phatman honey if you're thick, than I'm obese... babe you have seen me before, I got meat on the bones. Shit, I could see why you though that fat chick looked good then:laugh: And your not obese:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by njdionysus Fiery thick is and can be a very good thing... being a big guy at 6'4, I need a woman with a little meat on them bones! hehe, I know, it better than being aneroxic skinny IMO:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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