phuturephunk Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 YES. . I am working on the flyer . . . A convo from earlier that shows the danger of brilliant minds in the office place : . . . . . . Preface: I stated to Joeseph that I had the undeniable urge to make animal sounds in my office . . this is what ensued . . .Joeg: hhahahah Can i make a request?Auto response from PhuturePhunk: I'm working in the labs right now, leave a message and I'll be back soon . . :-)Joeg: I wanna hear the down syndrome kid!PhuturePhunk: LMAOPhuturePhunk: I'm going to hellJoeg: uh ohJoeg: what did you do now?PhuturePhunk: making fun of special ed kidsPhuturePhunk: blllaaaaarrrgggg!!!Joeg: ahhahahahhaJoeg: I just asked my coworker if he has down syndrome todayJoeg: lolJoeg: hes just rambling about nothingJoeg: and talking to himselfPhuturePhunk: . . and yesterday I had mint tartouffe . . . and I love flowers in springtime . .give me the remote controle damnit!! . . who you talking to whoreboy? . . my mommie likes snakes . . the milkman said so . .and so on . . Joeg: roflJoeg: lolJoeg: ok, this needs to be conveyed into a post somehowJoeg: lolPhuturePhunk: I have a colon made out of billeted titanium!!! . . Joeg: hahahhahaJoeg: that could be the topicPhuturePhunk: you know, I always find it funny when little woodland creatures get into hijinx!!!. . PhuturePhunk: and don't forget nerf products . . . you can be sure the wackiness will ensue when nerf products are put into play . . PhuturePhunk: STop smacking me with the whiffle ball batPhuturePhunk: shoot the rodent!!PhuturePhunk: why is mommy wearing a leather corsett daddy?Joeg: lmaoPhuturePhunk: Who said you could play on my lawn?Joeg: hahahahahhahahahaha PhuturePhunk: I'll call the police if you carnies don't get out of my pool!!!PhuturePhunk: WHEN did I say circus midgets are a requirement for board meetings Wilson?. . PhuturePhunk: Daffodil yellow is a sparkling color indeed!!PhuturePhunk: Bring that cheese whiz over here and get to spreadin it on my peculiarsJoeg: mike, lol... post thisJoeg: this will easily be the funniest thing on the boards todayPhuturePhunk: boy there 2 things in this life you gotta remember : 1) don't eat the brown acidPhuturePhunk: And 2:PhuturePhunk: when you wake up next to a basket full of hamsters . . make an appointement at the proctologist ASAP!!! . . PhuturePhunk: Felching for fun a prophet!!PhuturePhunk: Do you fear Death?PhuturePhunk: No . . I fear circus midgets . . PhuturePhunk: Poop is NOT to be considered an auto-erotic device . . PhuturePhunk: Golden Showers are a refreshing way to improve skin tone!!!PhuturePhunk: Inquire at your local clinique counter . . PhuturePhunk: If the horse is lame . . get the rotisserie ready. . PhuturePhunk: I don't know what it is!! . .it just started growing . . PhuturePhunk: Yeah, but it's on your left nad . . Joeg: mike....Joeg: are you gonna be ok?PhuturePhunk: I like cheese in a canPhuturePhunk: Signifies man's dominance over nature . . PhuturePhunk: If you had a choice between veal cutlet and getting laid by a 70 year old dwarf with a drinking problem. . which one would you choose?PhuturePhunk: If you beat me to death with the dog. . I'd still love youPhuturePhunk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF DINNER ROLLS?PhuturePhunk: . . would ya please pass the jelly . . .Joeg: roflPhuturePhunk: Lick the field and they will come . . PhuturePhunk: You know, Saturn is actually quite close . . accoriding to the seventh day adventists . . PhuturePhunk: They say that for every kitten born . . . Somebody in Chicago loses bowel control . . PhuturePhunk: . . That's alot of shitting . . . PhuturePhunk: no doubt, I gave her the third input then showed her the door . . PhuturePhunk: Yeah , but did she cook breakfast?PhuturePhunk: Every give it up for MR. BONKERS!!! . . the resus monkey wit style!!!PhuturePhunk: Fashion week is on . . yet another reason to watch metro and masturbate . . . I miss the funny guy with the loud shirts . .PhuturePhunk: Picking your nose is an efficient use of productivity timePhuturePhunk: Picking your ass is even better . . PhuturePhunk: Love me, for I have a horse cock . . PhuturePhunk: . . .you're gonna love my balls . . PhuturePhunk: They're shiny because I took em to the dealership and got them clearcoatedJoeg: christPhuturePhunk: WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PEA SOUP IN HERE . . PhuturePhunk: you know, scatalogical references are an HR issue . . . PhuturePhunk: Mrs Jones. . I need you to take something down . . PhuturePhunk: Spank me and call me Vicky!!!PhuturePhunk: Lock me in the closet with the termites . . . yeeeeeeeee . . piggy!!!PhuturePhunk: Gas is the ultimate controller of a human's mood . .. PhuturePhunk: Fart and you'll understand . . .PhuturePhunk: Remeber :PhuturePhunk: Cat's are NOT to be inserted into bodily orifices. . .PhuturePhunk: . . .This goes for small pack animals, such as Donkey's as well . . PhuturePhunk: . . Although they do make a tastey treat . . PhuturePhunk: EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!!PhuturePhunk: . . but coach, timmy peed on my face . . NO FAIR!! . . PhuturePhunk: If I warn you buggers to get off my lawn again . . I'm gonna smack you with the garden hoe!!!PhuturePhunk: . . where's the schoolgirl uniform?PhuturePhunk: . . The executive mens retreat . . . fancying all your *furry* fantasies . . .PhuturePhunk: Plumpers can be fun . . PhuturePhunk: Motorbikes are fun . . . you'll take a man-shit in the morningPhuturePhunk: . . come on man, everyone's doing it . . PhuturePhunk: shut your mouth Jailbait!!!PhuturePhunk: no time for cookies . . PhuturePhunk: but jello is supreme!!!PhuturePhunk: . . I'd like to lick her creamy center . . .PhuturePhunk: . . . . Joe . . . PhuturePhunk: I'm done . . . PhuturePhunk: Post this into a message . . . NOW . . . PhuturePhunk: before I let the turrets get the best of me again. . .Joeg: ROFLJoeg: you have to post itJoeg: i'm on webaimq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 OMG!!! You are nuts lmaooo:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I'm telling you, these fluorescent lights drain the sanity out of people...If it has never been a more accurate catchphrase than now... this is "Classic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Good one! I didn't even realize that titanium was available in billet form but it is! So why not have some as an asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by joeg I'm telling you, these fluorescent lights drain the sanity out of people...If it has never been a more accurate catchphrase than now... this is "Classic" It is definately the flourescent lights.... they are EVERYWHERE on Rutgers.... even in the dorm rooms... hence the reason I need to live off campus next year. That was definately some funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Boys lay off the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Anyone familiar with the song "special ed" by Stephen Lynch???lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by joeg Anyone familiar with the song "special ed" by Stephen Lynch???lol!!! "Speciaaal ED..He was dropped on his head..He's just a little bit special!"lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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