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Originally posted by maximman

Alcohol's bad for you. Greasy food's bad for you. Drugs are bad for you. Cars are bad for the environment. The computer keyboard causes carpal tunnel syndrome. The monitor gives off radiation. Blow pops give you cancer.

Now excuse me, I have to drive my car to the doctors office to have my testicals removed because of the radiation from my monitor. It's hard to type with this wrist brace on. I think i'll pick up a Big Mac and wash it down with a beer because the weed made me hungry. Where's my blue blow pop?

blah blah blah blah...

Rock on bro!!! You are vice president of my new found group WME(Whining Mary Eliminators):D

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