dgmodel Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 okay heres the deal... i was having an argument with a friend of mine, and then one of there comments was "money doesnt grow on trees" wtf? who cares? even if it did it wouldnt be free... theres plenty of things that grow on trees that i pay for on a daily basis... apples,oranges,peaches,cherries... etc... and constantly everytime i walk into the grocery store i wind up paying... i dont say to the guy just cause they grow on trees he shouldnt charge me... errrrr! i hate that expression and "have your cake and eat it too" uh! oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfyre Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 i have to agree about the "have yer cake and eat it too" comment. like... what the fuck? have your cake? and then also eat it? fuck those crazy ideas, they make no sense and do nothing to explain anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 how about "state of the art" this is the biggest shittiest expression to come out of the '80's... what state? what art? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 yeah that is definitly true.. heres a puzzling thought that me and my friends somehow brought up into convo in boston this weekend... why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways.. i always hear people asking this but does anyone know the answer???... lol I just dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 i have no idea... we should get seinfeld to be a member on here and i bet he has a million of these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by dgmodel i have no idea... we should get seinfeld to be a member on here and i bet he has a million of these... so true.. or the thing where you buy hot dogs and get 10 but when you buy buns you only get 8? what the hell kind of world do we live in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 I actually learned in school a few weeks ago why parkways are called parkways.. its because parkway always leads to a park.. which makes perfect sense .. but the whole driveway thing.. puzzles me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 how about "new and improved" if its new it can't be improved yet can it? hey also the chick from the vagina monologues said "every story i heard was better than the one after it" meaning the vagina monologues got worse and worse. people dont even know what they are saying these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 ahhh, the carlinisms. George Carlin used about 50 of these paradoxes in a skit. They go around in fowarded emails all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 25 Author Report Share Posted February 25 post a couple up for us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Originally posted by dgmodel post a couple up for us... yeah.. they are inteesting.. things you would never think of that you say or use al the time and then someone will point it out to you and your like "OMG i never thought about that".. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 "have your cake and eat it too"If I have a piece of cake, damn right I'm going to eat it!! Why else would you have cake on your plate if you're not going to eat??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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