clubkidnj Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 When i was with saleens ho earlier tonight she told me the 70 things she used to say to him about his dickhere let me share.1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, it's cute.3. I'm sorry.4. Never mind, why bother. 5. Who circumcised you?6. Why don't we just cuddle?7. You know they have surgery to fix that.8. It's more fun to look at.9. Make it dance.10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?12. It looks like a nightcrawler.13. Wow, and your feet are so big.14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.15. It's OK, we'll work around it.16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?19. Oh no, a flash headache.20. (giggle and point)21. Can I be honest with you?22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.23. Let me go get my tweezers.24. How sweet, you brought incense.25. This explains your car.26. You must be a growing boy.27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.29. Are you one of those pygmies?30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?31. Ever hear of Clearasil?32. All right, a treasure hunt!33. I didn't know they came that small.34. Why is God punishing you?35. At least this won't take long.36. Let's just stick with your hand.37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.38. How interesting.39. I never saw one like that before.40. What do you call this?41. But it still works right?42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.43. It looks so unused.44. Do you take steroids?45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?49. Let me know when you're done.50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?52. Aww, it's hiding.53. Are you cold?54. If you get me real drunk first.55. Is that an optical illusion?56. What is that?57. Does this run in your family?58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.59. Were you neutered?60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.61. Does it come with an air pump?62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.63. Where are the puppet strings?64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.65. Deep throat???66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?68. Do I hang my hat on it?69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!70. Don't hold back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gianna01 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by clubkidnj When i was with saleens ho earlier tonight she told me the 70 things she used to say to him about his dickhere let me share.1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, it's cute.3. I'm sorry.4. Never mind, why bother. 5. Who circumcised you?6. Why don't we just cuddle?7. You know they have surgery to fix that.8. It's more fun to look at.9. Make it dance.10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?12. It looks like a nightcrawler.13. Wow, and your feet are so big.14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.15. It's OK, we'll work around it.16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?19. Oh no, a flash headache.20. (giggle and point)21. Can I be honest with you?22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.23. Let me go get my tweezers.24. How sweet, you brought incense.25. This explains your car.26. You must be a growing boy.27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.29. Are you one of those pygmies?30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?31. Ever hear of Clearasil?32. All right, a treasure hunt!33. I didn't know they came that small.34. Why is God punishing you?35. At least this won't take long.36. Let's just stick with your hand.37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.38. How interesting.39. I never saw one like that before.40. What do you call this?41. But it still works right?42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.43. It looks so unused.44. Do you take steroids?45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?49. Let me know when you're done.50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?52. Aww, it's hiding.53. Are you cold?54. If you get me real drunk first.55. Is that an optical illusion?56. What is that?57. Does this run in your family?58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.59. Were you neutered?60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.61. Does it come with an air pump?62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.63. Where are the puppet strings?64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.65. Deep throat???66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?68. Do I hang my hat on it?69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!70. Don't hold back. That's ruff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkidnj Posted February 27 Author Report Share Posted February 27 yea well i guess thats what happens when you got a small dick i dunno ask saleen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbebekiss Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 OK, that's funny, but why do you have so much time to post SEVENTY things saleen's ho says about his dick?? <~~that one's for Laurie619Anyway...GET A LIFE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by clubkidnj yea well i guess thats what happens when you got a small dick i dunno ask saleen I cant see Unique being friends with you with all the shit that you talk. I always thought Unique was a cool guy. I think you need to go back to the crack house that you and your mother came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc1 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I think clubkidnj has a thing for Saleen because he fucking spends a whole lot of time talking about the kids dick. Maybe he wants a little Saleen tea bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkidnj Posted February 27 Author Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by nabuc1 I think clubkidnj has a thing for Saleen because he fucking spends a whole lot of time talking about the kids dick. Maybe he wants a little Saleen tea bag. I think you should kiss my mothafuckin ass and stop getting on your knees and suckin dik. Mothafucka you dont know me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc1 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Heed your own advice retard and learn to talk with some respect, boy. Just because you have no respect for yourself doesn't mean you can come on here spewing your uneducated ghetto rat ass. No go make me a Whopper w/cheese you fucking second rate ghetto bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by clubkidnj I think you should kiss my mothafuckin ass and stop getting on your knees and suckin dik. Mothafucka you dont know me. Wow thats some lovely grammer. PHD material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 This jerkoff actually thought saleen had a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc1 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by tunnelbandit This jerkoff actually thought saleen had a girl. Now that's fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyskyy Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by tunnelbandit This jerkoff actually thought saleen had a girl. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirklop Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 HEY SALEEN, I KNOW YOUR A BIG JOHNNY VICIOUS FAN. DOES THAT TRACK HE DID A FEW YEARS BACK APPLY TO YOU? " THE ANGRY INCH" BY HEDWIG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by kirklop HEY SALEEN, I KNOW YOUR A BIG JOHNNY VICIOUS FAN. DOES THAT TRACK HE DID A FEW YEARS BACK APPLY TO YOU? " THE ANGRY INCH" BY HEDWIG This post drew the old man out of his mid-afternoon nap. I heard they have to shoot Kirk Lopez with adrenaline just to get him through his set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkidnj Posted February 28 Author Report Share Posted February 28 Originally posted by kirklop HEY SALEEN, I KNOW YOUR A BIG JOHNNY VICIOUS FAN. DOES THAT TRACK HE DID A FEW YEARS BACK APPLY TO YOU? " THE ANGRY INCH" BY HEDWIG Holy Shit LMAO maybe the millimeter peter trck is better an inch is exaggerating it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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