phrankadelic Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch ofhis house this one hot summer day, when thiskid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire.'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' withthat wire?''Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol'wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catchme some chickens!''You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!''Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down theroad. He comes back at the end of the day andsure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickenscaught in his chicken wire.Well, the farmer is sitting on his porch the next day,and the same kid comes walking down the lane,carrying a big roll of tape.'Hey kid!' the farmer yells. 'Where ya goin' withthat tape?''Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here'sduck tape --I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!''You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' the farmeryells back.'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down theroad.He comes back at the end of the day and again,the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid hada whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly inhis tape.The next day the farmer's sitting on his porchagain, and the kid comes walking down the roadcarrying a stick.'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' withthat stick?''Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here'spussy willow.''Hang on,' the farmer says. 'I'll get my hat.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 woah, I just noticed I'm almost a CLUB GOD hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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