Chicken Wire

[phrankadelic]

There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of

his house this one hot summer day, when this

kid comes walking down the road carrying a big

bundle of wire.

'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with

that wire?'

'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol'

wire, this here's chicken wire -- I'm fixin' to catch

me some chickens!'

'You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!'

'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the

road. He comes back at the end of the day and

sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens

caught in his chicken wire.

Well, the farmer is sitting on his porch the next day,

and the same kid comes walking down the lane,

carrying a big roll of tape.

'Hey kid!' the farmer yells. 'Where ya goin' with

that tape?'

'Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape, this here's

duck tape --I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!'

'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' the farmer

yells back.

'Sure I can!' the kid says, and takes off down the

road.

He comes back at the end of the day and again,

the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid had

a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in

his tape.

The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch

again, and the kid comes walking down the road

carrying a stick.

'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with

that stick?'

'Well, this here ain't just any old stick, this here's

pussy willow.'

'Hang on,' the farmer says. 'I'll get my hat.'

[meng]

woah, I just noticed I'm almost a CLUB GOD hehe