stogiey2k2 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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