georgeacasta2 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 JACK AND JILL Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says “Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on.” So, she did and said, “these are too big. I can’t wear them”. So I replied, “... exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we’ve never had any problems.” Jack thinks over his father’s advice for several days. Then, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, “here try these on.” So she does and says, “These are too large, Jack. They don’t fit me.” So Jack says, “Exactly right. I wear the pants in this family, and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.” Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, “here you try on mine.” So he does and says, “I can’t get into your pants.” Jill says, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 AMEN:laugh: :laugh: Lola:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mimid Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 :D Pretty funny shit... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightstar01 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I've heard that one before........FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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