soldado Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Subject: An Honest DrunkA woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart ofmilk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.He said, "You must be single."The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on thebelt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well,y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 OMG!! This is too funny!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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