phrankadelic Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 LOL.....NICE :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat0ny Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Half the effing library turned arround and looked at my ass when i started laughing out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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