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If mughump's bed coud talk, it would say:

"eeeeeeeee you're squishing me, stop bringing big diesel guidos and having them bang your butt right on top of me. That thick white fluid they're shooting at me is traumatizing me and it smells weird. I'm dirty and I need a wash, or some pussy would be nice too once in a while - but its been years booohoooooo"

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Originally posted by mugwump

Mist quit fantasizing on your bed about

me with men... Just cuz crobra aint giving you any lately

dosen't meen you have to keep having these sexual dreams about

the Mugzter.

(Flattering as that may be)

Does your bed babble about candra sollins???

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Originally posted by mist

ok ok I mugz I take back the guido fuck-in-the-ass part, what I really meant to say was - stop getting it in the ass from JoeG!!!!!!!!!

Maudy's bed asks who he is when he gets in alone, because its so used to seeing the 2 of you in it, and you kicking maudy out after the "fun" is over...

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Originally posted by mist

ok ok I mugz I take back the guido fuck-in-the-ass part, what I really meant to say was - stop getting it in the ass from JoeG!!!!!!!!!

(Jesus now your on your bed Thinking Of JOEg too!

poor Crobra! It's all good Mist..I dream of you as well..

Are you guys "OPEN"?)

:tongue:

Any way I'm afraid My bed died a long

time ago, mostly due to me eating lots

of Indian Curry, Tacos and Chilli dogs..

So it can no longer speak (rest it's

springy soul)

ANYONE ELSE?;)

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Originally posted by glowgrlnyc

"You're a FREAK...why do like sleeping ON WATER?"

"You are wasting SO MANY GALLONS of Water just so you could sleep"

"THANK God You dont have a CAT ANYMORE....he killed my Brother..."

I Love my Waterbed:D

HAHA!!

how do you like that thing? i've never had one, but always thought about it... are they comfy? do they mess with your spine?

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Originally posted by mugwump

Are you guys "OPEN"?)

:tongue:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

My bed says: what the fuck, he comes home uses me for a few hours and gos out again... hes a selfish pick... just comes comes and lays on me when he needs to... then runs out the door...

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Originally posted by joeg

HAHA!!

how do you like that thing? i've never had one, but always thought about it... are they comfy? do they mess with your spine?

I lOVE it...it is so comfortable...it took a while to get used to it....but now I can only get a good nights rest on my waterbed:)

I highly recomend it....no damage to the spine if you get a 90% waveless matters;)

-Girls LOVE them too;)

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Originally posted by joeg

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

My bed says: what the fuck, he comes home uses me for a few hours and gos out again... hes a selfish pick... just comes comes and lays on me when he needs to... then runs out the door...

really, thats not the info I'm getting. I heard you are moving out of your house - well you might as well move into mugs's ass since you're there all the time anyway (that's from crobra)

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Originally posted by mugwump

Any way I'm afraid My bed died a long

time ago, mostly due to me eating lots

of Indian Curry, Tacos and Chilli dogs..

So it can no longer speak (rest it's

springy soul)

ANYONE ELSE?;)

really, last time I was over your bed told me that it misses Kathy!!

(again crobra's idea - I have nothing to do with it)

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LMAO!!!!

Comon christian, stop hiding behind natasha and log on yourself and say some shit??

wait, bad idea...

I think i'm killing this now before we start saying things that should only be said in person when no one is around to hear it... lol....

:eek:

:laugh:

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Mine would ask:

"How come the only time you ever visit me is when you have a girl over. I can be slept on also, ya know?"

Honestly, though, I found a pair of some girl's drawers tucked away in between the sheets this week. And I'm really not sure who they belong to. Either I need to stay sober more often, or I should quit being such a whore. Although, neither of those options sounds very appealing right now.

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