mugwump Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 If my bed could talk it would say_____________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 1.TAKE A FUCKIN' SHOWER ALREADY2. What was that thing that shared your bed last night?3. You call that a cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Damn I need a girl up in this...Cuddle for Christ sake, do something!Stop tossing and turning you bumm, im broken in already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mist Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 If mughump's bed coud talk, it would say:"eeeeeeeee you're squishing me, stop bringing big diesel guidos and having them bang your butt right on top of me. That thick white fluid they're shooting at me is traumatizing me and it smells weird. I'm dirty and I need a wash, or some pussy would be nice too once in a while - but its been years booohoooooo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 y the fuck do you sleep in the most awkward position just because you dont want to wake your stretched sleeping cat? Moron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 You really need a man up in this piece & U need to stop fukin movin all ova the place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 i'm bored!!! can't i go live with someone who has a more exciting life???and tell those damn cats to get off the bed already.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 16 Author Report Share Posted March 16 Mist quit fantasizing on your bed aboutme with men... Just cuz crobra aint giving you any latelydosen't meen you have to keep having these sexual dreams aboutthe Mugzter.(Flattering as that may be) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by mugwump Mist quit fantasizing on your bed aboutme with men... Just cuz crobra aint giving you any latelydosen't meen you have to keep having these sexual dreams aboutthe Mugzter.(Flattering as that may be) Does your bed babble about candra sollins??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mist Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 ok ok I mugz I take back the guido fuck-in-the-ass part, what I really meant to say was - stop getting it in the ass from JoeG!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 "You're a FREAK...why do like sleeping ON WATER?" "You are wasting SO MANY GALLONS of Water just so you could sleep""THANK God You dont have a CAT ANYMORE....he killed my Brother..."I Love my Waterbed:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by mist ok ok I mugz I take back the guido fuck-in-the-ass part, what I really meant to say was - stop getting it in the ass from JoeG!!!!!!!!! Maudy's bed asks who he is when he gets in alone, because its so used to seeing the 2 of you in it, and you kicking maudy out after the "fun" is over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 16 Author Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by mist ok ok I mugz I take back the guido fuck-in-the-ass part, what I really meant to say was - stop getting it in the ass from JoeG!!!!!!!!! (Jesus now your on your bed Thinking Of JOEg too!poor Crobra! It's all good Mist..I dream of you as well..Are you guys "OPEN"?)Any way I'm afraid My bed died a longtime ago, mostly due to me eating lotsof Indian Curry, Tacos and Chilli dogs..So it can no longer speak (rest it'sspringy soul)ANYONE ELSE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc "You're a FREAK...why do like sleeping ON WATER?" "You are wasting SO MANY GALLONS of Water just so you could sleep""THANK God You dont have a CAT ANYMORE....he killed my Brother..."I Love my Waterbed:D HAHA!!how do you like that thing? i've never had one, but always thought about it... are they comfy? do they mess with your spine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by mugwump Are you guys "OPEN"?) :laugh: My bed says: what the fuck, he comes home uses me for a few hours and gos out again... hes a selfish pick... just comes comes and lays on me when he needs to... then runs out the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by joeg HAHA!!how do you like that thing? i've never had one, but always thought about it... are they comfy? do they mess with your spine? I lOVE it...it is so comfortable...it took a while to get used to it....but now I can only get a good nights rest on my waterbed:) I highly recomend it....no damage to the spine if you get a 90% waveless matters;) -Girls LOVE them too;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mist Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by joeg :laugh: My bed says: what the fuck, he comes home uses me for a few hours and gos out again... hes a selfish pick... just comes comes and lays on me when he needs to... then runs out the door... really, thats not the info I'm getting. I heard you are moving out of your house - well you might as well move into mugs's ass since you're there all the time anyway (that's from crobra) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mist Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by mugwump Any way I'm afraid My bed died a longtime ago, mostly due to me eating lotsof Indian Curry, Tacos and Chilli dogs..So it can no longer speak (rest it'sspringy soul)ANYONE ELSE? really, last time I was over your bed told me that it misses Kathy!! (again crobra's idea - I have nothing to do with it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by mist really, last time I was over your bed told me that it misses Kathy!! (again crobra's idea - I have nothing to do with it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 "Where have you been all weekend?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tillyandme Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 enough! getting up too many times in the night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 LMAO!!!!Comon christian, stop hiding behind natasha and log on yourself and say some shit??wait, bad idea... I think i'm killing this now before we start saying things that should only be said in person when no one is around to hear it... lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogoamy Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 That's funny Crobra..Mug'z bed was telling me he likedme way better than that other girl. (Although It has to wearearplugs often when we play on it all night.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Mine would ask:"How come the only time you ever visit me is when you have a girl over. I can be slept on also, ya know?"Honestly, though, I found a pair of some girl's drawers tucked away in between the sheets this week. And I'm really not sure who they belong to. Either I need to stay sober more often, or I should quit being such a whore. Although, neither of those options sounds very appealing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 17 Author Report Share Posted March 17 :rolleyes: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroouuurrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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