johnnyblackroc Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Liquor Warning for 2002 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 Hey Claire, I think you should read the first warning!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc Hey Claire, I think you should read the first warning!!!!!!!!! "Claire is a fat girls name." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by boywonder77 "Claire is a fat girls name." Never heard that one before!JBR--I was gonna say, since when does that just apply to the summer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by cmb1975 JBR--I was gonna say, since when does that just apply to the summer! After I posted I kind of thought that would come up. Some people are SOOOOO original on this board, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc After I posted I kind of thought that would come up. Some people are SOOOOO original on this board, aren't they? Yeah about as original as KTU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Just because it's not original, doesn't make it any less funny.What luck huh, that's probably just about the one movie everybody who grew up in america during the eighties remembers ver batim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by boywonder77 Just because it's not original, doesn't make it any less funny.What luck huh, that's probably just about the one movie everybody who grew up in america during the eighties remembers ver batim. Actually...anytime I ever say it, I ususally get a blank stare. No one has said that to me since the movie came out. So, I guess that line isnt all that memorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclebuc Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by boywonder77 "Claire is a fat girls name." and boywonder is a fag who wears green and yellow tights.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by unclebuc and boywonder is a fag who wears green and yellow tights.....lol I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by boywonder77 I wear the required uniform. A pink thong, bustier, blue wigwams and red hightop reeboks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc A pink thong, bustier, blue wigwams and red hightop reeboks AHAHAHA! Wigwams!!! Damn...Flashbacks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc A pink thong, bustier, blue wigwams and red hightop reeboks How many times do I have to tell you jimbo. Quit looking in my windows you weirdo. I'll have to break out the restraining order. I only wear the wigwams cause my house is drafty and my ankles get cold. As for the bustier and pink thong well, damn I just look so damn hot in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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