150 billion dollar joke.

[D.Schwartz]

Mrs. Berry Asks Timmy in Class, "Timmy if there are three birds flying around and you shoot one down, how many are left" Timmy replies " None, because if u shoot one the others will fly away." The teacher then said " No Timmy, the actual answer is two, but I like the way you think." Later on in the school caffeteria, Timmy walks up to his english teacher and says "Mrs Berry, you see those three female teacher sitting over there" Mrs Berry looks over and sees three fairly young teachers, one is eating a strawberry cake, the other is eating a piece of ham and the third is sucking on popsicle. Timmy then asks Mrs Berry "Which one of those ladies do u think is single" Mrs. Berry replies "The one sucking on the popsicle" Timmy says "No, it's actually the one eating that piece of ham, but I like the way you think."

[liqidxtc]

maxim joke eh? i heard a diff and better version. def didnt deserve $150.

[johnnyblackroc]

Originally posted by nychunk

Mrs. Berry Asks Timmy in Class, "Timmy if there are three birds flying around and you shoot one down, how many are left" Timmy replies " None, because if u shoot one the others will fly away." The teacher then said " No Timmy, the actual answer is two, but I like the way you think." Later on in the school caffeteria, Timmy walks up to his english teacher and says "Mrs Berry, you see those three female teacher sitting over there" Mrs Berry looks over and sees three fairly young teachers, one is eating a strawberry cake, the other is eating a piece of ham and the third is sucking on popsicle. Timmy then asks Mrs Berry "Which one of those ladies do u think is single" Mrs. Berry replies "The one sucking on the popsicle" Timmy says "No, it's actually the one eating that piece of ham, but I like the way you think."

You fucked the whole joke up. It is supposed to be, "No it is actually the one with the wedding band but I like the way you think."

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