Black folk in heaven

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Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Black

> folk

> up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the

> Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over

> their robes, hamhock, sparerib, and pigfeet bones are all over the

streets

> of

> Gold, some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late

> taking

> their

> turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean, there are watermelon seeds

> all

> over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't

> fit

> with their hairstyles."

>

> The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is

home

> to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call

> the

> Devil."

>

> The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned

to

> the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord

replied,

> "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

>

> The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5

> minutes

> he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the

question?"

> The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down here?" The

Devil

> said, "Man, I don't beli.....hold on, Lord".

> This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,

> "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Negroes dun put the fire

> out,

> and are trying to install air conditioning!"