Saint

I place a rubber on my thumb. You sat and shook and cummed Spanish rum on my tongue as I begun the flagrant bombardment of your pink, inverted gun. You said, "Were you an extra on 'Earth Girls Are Easy', that stretch you have is amazing." Dumbfounded you were at the crack of evening when you learned 'twas my sexual hazing that had your lips bleeding milk beads as if you were dreaming that seesaws were fucking the crack of Gods labia in a nebula unexplored by the regulars. See, my existence was to lick shit up like a pussy diaper igniting your horny insight atop bonfires of the Israelites. I received a liscense to burn rubber on your wet abode like it was dessert road, my tongue-the water-flooding moats. I used to be a B-boy, then became a pretty boy, now I'm the G-boy toying with your breathing while your sleeping with my sexual sandbox I got when I fucked the sandman up. You be my ATM machine I'll swipe my plastic between your crack and get back the knack of getting the balls smacked by wigglin asscracks. I know you have a wide one at home but this dome emits visuals like shrooms on your chromosomes. But then again, you'll never know, cause the commercials say 'Wider is Better' instead of 'Leaner, Longer, and Meaner gets the bed wet with both partners ejaculate". But, who am I to defy your mind? Saint!!! ------------------

I could come up with endless shit like that, but I'm trying to progress outside of my own dirty mind. They say write what you know, and, to be honest, I'm not a fucking sex genius, but I sure do know what feels oh-so-spank-my-nuts-with-your-liquid-fly-swatter good. Know what I'm sayin...Saint!!! ------------------

Hahahah...funny shit pox. brandie, the biggest cock I've heard of was 28", no joke. And the even sicker part of that was the guy only 5'7". Imagine that, he could suck his own ____ and play jump rope with it at the same time...Saint!!! ------------------

HaH, good one pox. Listen Jess, all this sex advice should be coming at a cost you know, we're not the fucking Sex Encyclopedia for God sakes, haha. On the real, since you said his cock was kinda thick, I suggest the following, based on my own preferences (Ladies, take notes): Try to catch Moby off guard when he is still sleeping. I assure you, that is not an easy task. If you manage to do such a thing, engulf him with your hot mouth. While it is in there, massage the limp length of his shaft with your flattened tongue, that tongue tip shit is wack for things other than the nuts and the skin fold (forgot the technical name). Now, as I was saying, glide your flat tongue across his, I mean, my penis like a runningback on SuperBowl Sunday. Dart from left to right as it grows and grows like ChiaPet. When your mouth can no longer hold it, slowly take it out of your mouth while squeezing down with your lips, simulataneously flickering and beating his, my, shaft with your tongue. As the shaft becomes visible, grasp it with as many fingers as allows, adding another finger as space permits...you can use both hands...for me, you'll need it. Now, take a couple of deep strokes, squeezing h...excuse me, my penis, with a semi-firm grip. No soft, lovely dovey bullshit, and no He-Man G.I. fucking Joe combination. Semi-firm. Got it? Good. Ahh, yeah, that feels good, your a fast learner. As you are fondling my penis head with slight suckage sensations, I will be squeezing the prostate (prostrate, however you spell the sucker), making the crown swell in your lips. You will like that, as it is showing you that I desire more. You will reward me by masturbating Moby as your tongue descends the walls of my leg, around the equator, where your tongue will land like a Boewing 747 onto the firmament of my nutsacks. You will pluck and lick, tap and nip. You will adore them with succulent zest. I will be trying to insert my fingers into your vagina at this point, but you will stop me because a) you want to be in control, totally fulfilling me, giving you endless power and libido capabilities, and you cannot concentrate if your clitoris is being manipulated, at least, I mean, if I was manipulating it...I would su...ooops, never mind, let me stick to the BJ part of this post, Now, after briefly sweeping across the anus, around the buttocks, and back to the C.O.C.K., you will begin to go at it with your utmost intensity. You will lightly bang your hand up and down the intertwined veins, you will watch as your palm crashes lightly into the testes as saliva drips oh so slowly onto the sheets. In your mouth it goes, deep, out your mouth it goes, release, in your mouth it goes, shallow, out your mouth it goes, "Is that the shadow of God I see on your tongue?" Wow, your fucking my dick with your face and it's turning my head purple...can you see the gathering of seamen within the urethra, boarding the white submarine...ready to rage war against your tonsils...Fire 1...Direct hit...Fire 2, "Sir, her spleen's been struck", Fire 3, "Man Overboard...Man Overboard." As I cum, the glorious twitches of my face reduces time to millimeters of miliseconds. You watch the lines of my face erupt into chaotic expressions of pleasure. My balls are pulsating in your warm palm, they begin to get cold as the heat is pumped out of them. You are drinking my milkshake...you are wetting your vagina...your are preparing your turn...Saint!!! ------------------

Damn, I haven't been in here for a while and look what I miss. Dick problems! WTF. jessica2111, lather that anaconda up real good with saliva (A nice phat bj does wonders), then slap on some lube. Put it in slowly while you press your anus with your middle finger (No benefit, I just wanted to picture you doing it, that's why I said it, hahaa). Lecy, you and me, NOW!!! My portabella mushroom desires to be marinated in your cream. Brandie, wanna watch...or join? I'm sure you won't be dissapointed...Saint!!! ------------------

I never even knew the name of the DJ's back then...all I knew was, "Hey, you have nice eyes, wanna fuck". Hahaha, just kiddin. Seriously though, I never even realized I was listening to JV until I was 20...duh! Saint!!! ------------------

jack, SF bathrooms are nothing compared to boss' bedroom. You have the balls of a golden phoenix!!! Saint!!! ------------------

Souvlaki...hahaha, you just made me remember certain aspects of SF that I forgot...like, when I was doing such and such...all the fellas were trying to get in on the action like puppies trying to get their milk suckage on. Poor poor fellas. I admit, I've felt that way a few times when I see a fly gal getting it on...@ Vinyl once, I saw this girl sitting on this guys lap on a speaker...they were doing it right there @ 5ish in the morning. I remembered it so clearly cause I was staring at her ass and the way the guy was moving it in his hands, it was so fucking juicy and plump...I was by myself that night and it kind of fucked with my head But anyways souvlaki, I don't lie. If I'm going to lie, you'll know it's a lie...and even then, most lies of mine stem from non-fiction events of my own life...anyways, next time I'll film it for ya...Saint!!! ------------------

I don't know if they were sent to me, but if they were, I never got them. Maybe you could send it through email, stjamesr@hotmail.com, cause people over here will snatch anything that looks pretty to them...thanks...Saint!!! ------------------

The firt time I tried to get in I just passed 13. I stood about a block away from the club trying to get the nerve to go up to the H.U.G.E. bouncer at the door with my fake I.D. After two hours, and many hoochy gals passing by my nose, I strolled up to the bouncer with my sidekick Luis. We were denied, and life ended for a few weeks. Then I got in touch (again) with the person who fucked my life over, and BOOM, we were chillin in Palladium, barely able to see straight cause we downed gallons of vodka and puffed trees like it was oxygen. I don't remember much back then...I remember the really bad shit that happened, not too much about the music. I wasn't really about the music back then. I was about the trees and titties...straight and simple...but hey, I was 13 Saint!!! ------------------

Sup sup...never met but sup sup anywayz. Saint!!! ------------------

CM, I'm tellin ya, we cut that fish line by not stepping to her, but, I have a feeling me and her will meet again, very, very soon Just a little thing I'm feeling. Bec's hun, I think you and I need to kick some 5oh ass the next time they mess with your car. Vinl Friday seems to be headed my way, and CM, things will be very different this time around! Anyways, Deep Dish did their thing...most of the crowd did their thing even if they weren't feeling it. The ladies...well, they could have came up to me and flirted with me a bit more, but, you know, that feminine code of 'never go up to him' still holds true for most of them. Wizard, thanks for that guidance. If you get a chance let me know the exact title of that book again. I forgot it over the long weekend, and it's not on the shelves over here. Thanks. Saint!!! ------------------

happy0debi, you had energy to f*&k after swimming half the ocean? Damn, now that's amazing. Pox, I think your my new idol...I just got a little oral thing on, on SF's stage, nothing as near impressive as you...Saint!!! ------------------

The New School has some courses you can take. I hear their piano courses are ok...a bit pricey, but ok. You can also check the Loot and Village Voice under the music section...also, in my old neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, there are ads all over the store fronts for people seeking students and what-have-yous. I hope that helped chief. Say, by the way, how was Saturday? I got a decent tan at thug beach, and yesterday at the parade...I actually went. Alright, peace for now, Saint!!! ------------------

Corbett...times change, and so do crowds. But, you did your thing and it had me sweating, so you don't have to worry about things on your end. Most of the old school peeps are harboring in NA rooms, are married and on lock down, have become pastors, doctors, politicians. Alot of them do the lounge and house party thing cause they don't like what the scene has become. I don't consider myself an old school clubber, but I've hung out w/ the best of them, and most of them have grown tired w/ clubs (especially the candy). Continue to do your thing and your salary will remain constant...and the crowd will sway your nutsacks like God breath to Earth flowers. Saint!!! ------------------

The big C was good. The crowd was ok. The meetup was brief but iyyt. I mostly chilled in the hip-hop room to prepare myself for the Puerto Rican day parade, but I slid between both worlds and had an ok time. One day I'll meet you...too, Saint!!! ------------------

You'll always be old school to me...in a good way Saint!!! ------------------

Sup glynis...did I see you there? I don't remember. I had an iyyt time. I glanced Rebeccas glow from the banisters and sped down to give her a sup sup sup. She graced me with a drink (I owe you my life, lol), got introduced to some of her lovely friends, and did my run around the place. Hip-hop section was packed to the bone...I got a quick shake on, then went back to Corbett...met up with Killim, judibudi, heaven, haze...shit, I'm forgetting the last names...oh well, I haven't slept that much since thursday, forgive me. All in all, I had fun. I mostly chilled in the hip-hop room, exchanged flesh with a few gals, copulated the rap vibe, then went home, did laundry, cooked, bounced to the Puerto Rican day parade, exchanged flesh with a few gals, copulated the spanglish vibe, got an offer to be in Big Pun's commermorative video, so I have to give some peeps a call, got sunburn, water dehydration, and a nice pair of blue balls...what a fucking weekend. Saint!!! ------------------

I don't really care to be honest...I just want proof that I've been withering my life away posting a millions times a day! Saint!!! ------------------

The convo between Abstract and CM went like this: Abs-Her ass was thicker than that one CM-No no no, I'm tellin ya, that one over there had the seams of her panties stressed Abs-Dude, your buggin, were your eyes closed when it jiggled to the left when we were passing her...and it knocked me over the banister? CM-Yo, I thought you were just drunk. Listen, Saint agrees with me...you see, look, he's touching the ass I said was bigger...oh, wait a minute, he's touching the other girls ass too. Damn, I guess both ass' packed vitamins... The convo ended in a friendly manner. CM had 12 girls write their phone # on his arm, and Abs had to chop the fingers of a club girl off with the 'Jaws-of-Life' cause she wouldn't let go of him. And me, well, after touching two ass' and getting uppercutted by both when CM and Abs weren't looking, I found a nice little corner to cry in and spanked my salami in rythm with the drum kicks of Deep Dish...Saint!!! ------------------

I'm still here, sadly, masterbating my thoughts and cumming all over this message board from time to time...Saint!!! ------------------

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Yo alpha, I'm still vexed, haven't met your ass. Let me know where your gonna be...it's been, what, 2 years? Saint!!! ------------------

P.P.S. I just fucked myself over cause, I'm thinking, how does one 'look Puerto Rican'. I guess sometimes our automatic responses are based on stereotypes...damn, I'm fucked...Saint!!! ------------------

Red, hahahahahah, john Rocker...hahahahhaha, now that's fuckin funny (to me at least) Hey hix, I value your voice as a human being but hey, most of us have friends (At least I do). Most of our friends, however, do not vibe with the club scene as most of us in here...so that should answer some of your q's. The asian thing was wack to say but hey, you've already dissed yourself with that statement!!!!!!! Granted, again, I value your voice, even if it was biased...Saint!!! P.S. To all my Asian peeps: I know that this country has many many stereotypes against you. I can relate since I'm Puerto Rican/Italian (I look puerto rican though). I just wanted to say that you are not alone when it comes to having the fingers pointed at you, nor when it comes to having opportunities taken away from you (Ex: how many Asians do you see on TV?). Anyways, much love to you...Saint!!! ------------------