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  1. Save the Children has touched the lives of millions of children and their families around the world...

    with the help of caring people like you!

    You can help stop the suffering and give deserving children in need a better life today and hope for the future.

    New! Join our Save the Mothers / Save the Children Campaign

    Join the Campaign Be among the first to join Save the Children's inaugural campaign. Tell us which activities interest you.

    Contribute to improve the lives of women and children in need.

    Call to Action Learn about an action agenda for programs that work, and how you can raise your voice to make them happen.

    SPONSOR ILIANA

    You can sponsor ILIANA for $24 a month, just 79 cents a day. Sponsor online,or by phone at 1-800-728-3843 (8AM -5PM Eastern Time).

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    SEE BITCH..I DO OWN YOU..AND IT ONLY COST ME 2 CENTS!!!!!!

    OWNING ILI-ASSHOLE

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  2. Save the Children has touched the lives of millions of children and their families around the world...

    with the help of caring people like you!

    You can help stop the suffering and give deserving children in need a better life today and hope for the future.

    New! Join our Save the Mothers / Save the Children Campaign

    Join the Campaign Be among the first to join Save the Children's inaugural campaign. Tell us which activities interest you.

    Contribute to improve the lives of women and children in need.

    Call to Action Learn about an action agenda for programs that work, and how you can raise your voice to make them happen.

    SPONSOR ILIANA

    You can sponsor ILIANA for $24 a month, just 79 cents a day. Sponsor online,or by phone at 1-800-728-3843 (8AM -5PM Eastern Time).

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    SEE BITCH..I DO OWN YOU..AND IT ONLY COST ME A FEW CENTS!!!!!!

    OWNING ILI-ASSHOLE

    JSC

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    [This message has been edited by saintjsc (edited 02-02-2001).]

  3. old news

    people are doing that all the time making cd-r copies of unreleased remixes and even their own homemade compilations. if someone wants to pay for it let them..... I seriously doubt all of you consider Jonathan Peter's, PVD's, Junior's, etc etc. artistic integrity when you either burn it off of napster or from another bootleg source.......or how about those mondo music DJ vinnie badaboom's hardest deepest sickest most insane underground house mix volume 44 style cds?.......

    ah well,

    jsc

  4. when you're looking at a movie

    and out comes a poopie.

    iliana…iliana…

    when your eating toaster strudels

    and it's squirting out like noodles

    iliana…iliana…

    when you think it's just a poop

    but it comes out like campbells soup

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're riding on the tram

    and your butt begins to jam

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're playing with your pet

    and your butt is moist and wet

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're playing in the park

    and you're seeing something dark

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're rolling' like a tire

    cuz your intestines are on fire

    iliana…iliana…

    when the feeling's not that nice

    and you have to flush it twice

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're on the seat for hours

    and it doesn't smell like flowers

    iliana…iliana…

    when your stomach starts a rollin'

    and you're cleaning out your colon

    iliana…iliana…

    toilet paper you need to gather

    cuz your butt worked up a lather

    iliana…iliana…

    you think you're feeling better

    but you keep on getting wetter

    iliana…iliana…

    if you think your friends are jokin'

    but your pants are brown and soakin'

    iliana…iliana…

    when you eat at pizza hut

    and your ass just won't stay shut

    iliana…iliana…

    when you've just eaten a weiner

    and your shit's a little greener

    iliana…iliana…

    when it hits you in a flash

    and you make a gooey splash

    iliana…iliana…

    you don't feel like a winner

    when your butt blows out your dinner

    iliana…iliana…

    you really want to shout

    as it keeps on dripping out

    iliana…iliana…

    you're sitting on the pot

    cuz it's coming out a lot

    iliana…iliana…

    you think you're gonna fart

    but you blow your pants apart

    iliana…iliana…

    it sounds just like a horn

    as your butt pops out some corn

    iliana…iliana…

    if your butt's about to spew

    and there's nothing you can do

    iliana…iliana…

    your stomach's feeling wavy

    while your butt is making gravy

    iliana…iliana…

    if you feel you need to scream

    cuz your butt spews out a cream

    iliana…iliana…

    if your fun begins to fizzle

    cuz you feel it start to drizzle

    iliana…iliana…

    you really want to play

    but your butt begins to spray

    iliana…iliana…

    you know you're having trouble

    when your butt begins to bubble

    iliana…iliana…

    that's the way it goes

    when your butt thinks it's a hose

    iliana…iliana…

    if you're feeling kinda funky

    cuz your butt is kinda skunky

    iliana…iliana…

    if you think you hear it raining

    perhaps your butt is draining

    iliana…iliana…

    if you're swimming in a pool

    and you leave a trail of stool

    iliana…iliana…

    when your stomach's really hurting

    and your butt it starts a squirting

    iliana…iliana…

    if your running really fast

    cuz it's squirting out your ass

    iliana…iliana…

    when your sitting on the bowl

    and stuff is dripping from your hole

    iliana…iliana…

    When you're standing in the rain

    and you're screaming out in pain

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're feeling kinda sick

    and you need a toilet quick

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're sliding into first

    and you feel something burst

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're sliding into second

    and you feel something beckon

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're sliding into third

    and you feel a little turd

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're sliding into home

    and you feel a burst of foam

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're driving down the road

    and you gotta drop a load

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're driving in your chevy

    and you feel something heavy

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're driving in your porsche

    and you feel something scorch

    iliana…iliana…

    some people think it's funny

    but it's really hot and runny

    iliana…iliana…

    no pain, no strain,

    just sit and let it drain

    iliana…iliana…

    when you think you've got to fart,

    but your butt shoots out a dart

    iliana…iliana…

    when you're climbing up the ladder

    and you hear something splatter

    iliana…iliana…

    some people say it’s gross

    but she eats her shit on toast

    iliana…iliana…

    ADD YOUR LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OWNING ILI-ASSHOLE.. SO BITCH SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

    THE ONE

    THE ONLY

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