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  1. at long last..Tiesto returns to LA!

    But wait...this is a concert format..?? Does this mean there wont be dancing room? What about the floor GA admissions? Any idea how the venue will be setup? If there's no dancing room in the tier seats, I'd rather pay a lil more for floor admission. Not being able to dance to Tiesto would just be a waste... :shades:

  2. just been out and about and lurking around. Went and got myself a gf :o Ironically, I've been going out more ever since. Speaking of which, I'm probably going to Godskitchen this Sat to check out "OO" Anyass going? Any reviews of Flemmings from personass experiences? Ass ass ass, assassass ass? You assasins... :D

  3. I know this may be too early or may have been discussed earlier, but what are your plans for NYE? I've got tix for GiantVillage - I'm glad they've brought the event back out into the street (where it belongs), not in the Bonaventure :nono: .

    I also heard rumors that Armin will be back for Spundae's Day One. Can anyone confirm that? If so I'm sooooooo there. A State of Trance 2k4 is the best cd I've heard in a loooooong time :aright: .

  4. sup y'all. Been a while...how's everyone hanging? Just wanted to get a quick poll on who's doing what for Halloween weekend? I'm leaning towards Sander K @ Godskitchen, just cause I've never seen him. What about you all??? :hat:

  5. please forgive if I've posted this. I was probably in stage 1, going on to stage 2

    FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

    Stage 1 - CLEVER

    This is when you suddenly become an expert on every

    subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to

    pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you

    are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very

    wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are

    CLEVER.

    Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE

    This is when you realize that you are the most

    ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go

    up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want

    to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to

    this person about any subject under the sun.

    Stage 3 - RICH

    This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in

    the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a

    bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you

    are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't

    matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for

    everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most

    ATTRACTIVE person present.

    Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE

    You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and

    everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This

    is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to

    the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of

    wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as

    being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE

    than they are anyway.

    Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

    This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point

    you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a

    table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in

    the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them for the same

    reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can

    walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one

    can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the

    words.

    THE FIVE STAGES OF SOBERING UP

    Stage 1 - STUPID

    As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the

    headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realize that you have

    lost not only several hours of your life but also the ability to concentrate

    on anything whatsoever. You are now STUPID and will remain so for

    a minimum of 12 hours.

    Stage 2 - UGLY

    Never entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom

    mirror first thing you are horrified to discover that you have now become

    even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you

    bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so

    much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately

    you are still too STUPID to know better than to try and shave while shaking.

    Stage 3 - POOR

    Having crawled out of bed and got dressed you are

    about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last

    you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no

    idea what happened to it but the traces of curry on your clothes allow the

    possibility that you might have treated everyone to a takeaway at some point.

    Alternatively, your pocket could have been picked or you might have given

    the taxi driver $150 by mistake. Rationalizing that you couldn't possibly

    have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to

    believe that you were the only one who bought any food or drinks all night

    and start to loathe all your friends.

    Stage 4 - FRAGILE

    As you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem

    plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel

    liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.

    Stage 5 - CONSPICUOUS

    This is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately,

    everyone can spot this CONSPICUOUS condition and its cause from a great

    distance. Even worse, they know that they can complete your misery by

    making fun of you, and that you are too STUPID to retaliate, too FRAGILE

    to hit them, too POOR to bribe them, and too UGLY to hide.

  6. please forgive if I've posted this. I was probably in stage 1, going on to stage 2

    FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

    Stage 1 - CLEVER

    This is when you suddenly become an expert on every

    subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to

    pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you

    are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very

    wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are

    CLEVER.

    Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE

    This is when you realize that you are the most

    ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go

    up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want

    to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to

    this person about any subject under the sun.

    Stage 3 - RICH

    This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in

    the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a

    bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you

    are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't

    matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for

    everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most

    ATTRACTIVE person present.

    Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE

    You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and

    everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This

    is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to

    the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of

    wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as

    being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE

    than they are anyway.

    Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

    This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point

    you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a

    table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in

    the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them for the same

    reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can

    walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one

    can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the

    words.

    THE FIVE STAGES OF SOBERING UP

    Stage 1 - STUPID

    As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the

    headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realize that you have

    lost not only several hours of your life but also the ability to concentrate

    on anything whatsoever. You are now STUPID and will remain so for

    a minimum of 12 hours.

    Stage 2 - UGLY

    Never entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom

    mirror first thing you are horrified to discover that you have now become

    even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you

    bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so

    much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately

    you are still too STUPID to know better than to try and shave while shaking.

    Stage 3 - POOR

    Having crawled out of bed and got dressed you are

    about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last

    you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no

    idea what happened to it but the traces of curry on your clothes allow the

    possibility that you might have treated everyone to a takeaway at some point.

    Alternatively, your pocket could have been picked or you might have given

    the taxi driver $150 by mistake. Rationalizing that you couldn't possibly

    have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to

    believe that you were the only one who bought any food or drinks all night

    and start to loathe all your friends.

    Stage 4 - FRAGILE

    As you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem

    plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel

    liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.

    Stage 5 - CONSPICUOUS

    This is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately,

    everyone can spot this CONSPICUOUS condition and its cause from a great

    distance. Even worse, they know that they can complete your misery by

    making fun of you, and that you are too STUPID to retaliate, too FRAGILE

    to hit them, too POOR to bribe them, and too UGLY to hide.

  7. not familiar with JP/tribal sound...but Shark in Costa Mesa is ok - the main room is hip hop, but the other room is trance/house type.

    You can also look up Liquid Lounge in Huntington Beach - not sure what the line up is on Sundays though

    And there's the new Club Vega in Costa Mesa. Again, don't know what the line up is.

    The safer bet would be LA venues - it'll be a longer drive, but worth the trip.

  8. thanks for the tip danswat - unfortunately, I forgot to mention that I'll only be in town for Friday & Saturday. Leaving Sunday to beat the crowd home. Other wise I'd be all over this :(

    But keep the latest coming though!!!

  9. come on people - Labor Day weekend, Sin City. Don't tell me its just another club day. Anything big going down that weekend? Only even I know of is the Pimp N Ho party going down at Orleans. But surely Vegas has more to offer? I was hoping for something with similar theme, but playing to the tune of hip hop. Hook a brotha up??!!

  10. Jumped back into CPLA after a long hiatus and have noticed more promoters in the forum. Got me curious again - what is the attraction about this line of work? I know you have the hookups to all the hot spots and what not and obviously there are other perks and so forth. But is the money worth the trouble? And how much work is involved really? I know of promotion groups where they promote more than one club at a time (with several promoter on staff). I just want to know if you all doing this for a good time or are you all just night owls and insomniacs. :aaah:

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