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  3. J.O.T.D. part deux!

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    aye!!! back to the drawing board I guess. Good to know people still have a yearning for humor. Here's one to gear up for election year:

    Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

    Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

    Hillary asked, "Well,... how do you deal with the problem?"

    "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."

    That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slipped into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and she was ready for him!

    She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

    Bill rolled over and asked, "Janet, is that you?"

  4. what's your favorite attraction at disneyland?

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    I voted for Fantasmic...but thats before reading about the two Mickey deal. WTF? I smell a action law suit of some kind. Damn Disney for ruining my years and years of unimaginative childhood. For destroying Xmas cause I stopped believing in Santa, for ruining the Thanksgiving turkey cause I stopped believing in the Pilgrims, and most importantly for wrecking Halloween cause I stopped believing in the Great Pumpkin :mad::mad::mad:

    FFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUU Eisner & Co!!!! :gang:

    me think me need a couple: :pint:

  8. Bored at Work 2

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    sounds like everyone's lives are picking up...so glad. Me on the other hand have been pulling 12+hr shifts and weekend shifts. Damn this client acceptance testing crap. Need to endure 2 more weeks of this insanity...arghhh

    Still bummed out about missing out on Tiesto yet again.

    But then....GO LAKERS!!! :bounce::bounce::bounce: I'mma gonna try to make it to the parade. Who's with me???!!!

  11. Bored at Work 2

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    gonna go learn how to taste Johnny Walker Gold labels...should be interesting. Anyone got recommendation for afterwards? I'll probably be out around 10ish...will be in the Hollywood area

  12. J.o.t.d.

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    happy friday all :)

    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

    The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

    Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

    Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

    The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

  18. Please Read: Relay For Life

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    sigh...so sorry to hear about your friends. A friend of mine is also batteling lukemia right now. My thoughts and prayers are with the victims, and as will my money if you can pm me your mailing address. Be sure to include who I make the check out to...

    And did I read correctly? 12-6am??? Is this a rave relay? hehe...

  20. Sunday Brunch

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    Originally posted by ShortyStar

    yeah i did too.. .but it's gospel music!

    yes...the better to cleanse my soul for the debauchery from the night before ;)

    here's a thought - a trance brunch...served with glow in the dark utensils...haha

  21. Red

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    oye! Shorty: that was you at the door? if only I had known :doh: You did look kinda stressed and I felt bad for ya...not knowing it was you, that is. I was the guy taking pix for Wanttickets.com...ring any bell?

    Weyes: I don't take pix professionally. I was just filling in for a friend that night. But I'll keep my senses open. I do know Wanttickets is looking for people to shoot their events. Its a non paying gig, but you get in for free and stuff. Let me know if thats something you're interested in...

    LALate: next time...

    Llike Shorty said, Irene and Rap ROCKED the joint. They started the set heavy banging and....I don't know where they went from there :P cause it got too hot and I went upstairs. Didn't catch Irene's wreck or maybe I was too euphoric to notice.

    But yip - Larchmont has a outdoor roof area for the tobacco enthusiasts. There's also an area for the resident DJs (I'm guessing). They were playing some good mellow house that night. Despite the second hand smoke and a smaller crowd, I stuck around that area until I left.

    Going back to DJ Rap - if she's that girl DJ working along side Irene then she's definitely a hottie. Not only that she was cranking it like no body's business. Still I give Irene props for being confident enough to let Rap work with her. It really shows her confidence in her skills (those of you who've seen Irene and Rap, know what I'm talking about. don't mean to be shallow but... :P)

    Over all the music was great - Red maintained as the club thats "For the people, by the people" vibe. Although I'd say Larchmont is a scale down from Arena (never been to the other Red venues), and crowd has shrunk a bit. I'd still say everyone there that night had a good time. Poor go-go dancers though had to dance on these cafeteria style fold out tables. You can tell they were weary of the table collapsing, especially a couple times some of the patrons decided to jump up and get their 15 seconds of fame.

    So to wrap up this way too long mother of a review:

    *2 badass DJs

    *2 boobies flashing (did I not mention that? oops... :P)

    *200,000 watts pumping (ok I'm BSing the wattage)

    *1 great night

    -The End-

  23. Red

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    hey folks...I know this is very last min...but just found out I'll be at Red @ the Larchmont tonight. If you do go, and see a dorky asian guy with a camera snap away pix like a mad man - that'll be yours truely. Hope to see some of you there...p's out

  25. Bored at Work 2

    in Los Angeles

    Posted

    Originally posted by ShortyStar

    where is everyone????

    I need some entertainment!

    How's about some :bootysha::beer::rofl::whip2: good time?

    translation: How's about some bootyshaking beer clanging roll on floor laughing whipping good time?

    Let me know if you find one...I sure don't :P

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