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from what I know the W is a pricey hotel, no? You people must be ballin...
Hook a brother up!!!
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Originally posted by weyes
i had a great weekend
!!! my best friend (and now new roomie) and i went to san diego. we stayed in the w hotel on saturday, and went to the zoo on sunday . they sure have a lot of gazelles and birds there (too many), but they also have a lot of funny-looking, rare animals, too. unfortunately, they only had one species of owl, and the two they had were almost impossible to see 'cause the cage was of a really tight mesh and there was a lot of glare 
. that was disappointing.but i did get to see the kiwi, which was exciting. funny thing: my friend thought it would be smaller than it is and i thought that it was a big bird. i also didn't know it's nocturnal. there's just so much to learn at the zoo! o, and the elephants were a hoot! they have a little playground, and one elephant kept playing with the same ball, picking it up and dropping it, over and over, all day! the best part was the big smile she had on her face.
you guys have gotta get to that zoo, if you've never been
. did they do it like they do it on the Discover Channel?
OK, ok and lame joke 
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Keeping this thread alive...blondes - so entertaining
==Execution==
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..."
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ...Aim!! ..."
Suddenly the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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Another one, in the spirit of Easter
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again."
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hey bro...thanks for the heads up on this. Normally I'd be all over this but I have a b-day party to attend in Ol' Pas. Keep me informed of future events though!
p's out
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since I seem to be on a roll lately, I'll keep posting. But everyone feel free to chip in as well...
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a
cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his
friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied while
he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12
inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that
monster lighter?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Yes, right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The
friend asks the genie, "Since, I'm a good friend of
your master, will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will'" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there, waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of
a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend
tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million
bucks, not a million ducks!"
He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is
hard of hearing.
Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
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this one is more of a guideline than a joke, but funny nonetheless...
Simple Math
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes Up 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life? If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass-kissing will put you over the top.
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if thats the case I hope you're on a good hourly wage
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Dumb and Dumber
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
Dumb and Dumber
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Dumb and Dumber
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
Dumb and Dumber
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Originally posted by ShortyStar
Tequiza... I'll be there for armin
I know I'm shocked also!! My friend and I were going to go to las vegas but he decided to go to Armin... woo hoo!!! Now I gotta meet ya! cool beans! look forward to meeing ya, and whoever goes. Now if onlyI can read minds then I'll know who's who...
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here's one for the guys, and the guilty girls (you know who you are...
) Headache
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.
He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet),
grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along.
She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"
... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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too bad it didn't go as planed. But glad some of you got to meet up anyway. I was stuck pulling baby sitting duty last night
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waaa...I missed yet another meetup
The ice show was longer than I expected (2hrs, with intermission) and no on one was home afterwards so I had to baby sit. I hope you all got to meet each other though. Reactions/ picture to boot? Hoping to see some of you still this weekend at Spundae for Armin
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just out of curiosity...have we decided on an area to congregate? Inside Lava that is....would feel dumb walking around the place asking every group if you're with CPLA
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Originally posted by ShortyStar
oh and sit n sleep has a special promotion going on too!! Time for some sleeping around
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Originally posted by ShortyStar
Jules baby.. jules..
Woo...Jules and Oakie? And is this right? 9pm - 9AM??? Giant's really going all out to wage war with Spundae
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sounds interesting. what was your involvement in the piece?
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Originally posted by ShortyStar
... and then a bird pooping on me..
I hear getting pooped on is good luck (seeing how rare it actually happens) did you buy the lotto?
BTW, welcome back!
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cool beans! Just got my tix online. Hope to see you all there
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best of luck to you all in the job market. Remember: you are the shit. You can do this!!! werd
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Originally posted by ShortyStar
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have 2 children and adopt 2 more
2. Start a charity for under privileged children
3. Produce, market and sell my own wine
Go for it if you would like.. let's get to know each other a bit more!
I would've thought producing and marketing your own White Russian would be on the list? hehe
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The wish
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
All of a sudden, he said out loud,
"Lord, grant me one wish."
The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think
would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, Iwish that I could understand women.
I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry,
what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
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groovetickets still selling 'em...at $30 bones!! argh
I remember last time Armin was here I only paid $15....
Hook a brother up!!!
!!! my best friend (and now new roomie) and i went to san diego. we stayed in the w hotel on saturday, and went to the zoo on sunday 
. that was disappointing.
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OK, ok and lame joke 
I know I'm shocked also!! My friend and I were going to go to las vegas but he decided to go to Armin... 
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I remember last time Armin was here I only paid $15....
your technique
in Los Angeles
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I've always wondered about how promotion works...do you get negotiate a fix price for helping the venue spread the word? Or does you get a cut of the night's take in? Or are payments arranged in other ways? And who puts up the dough for the DJ, security, bartender, etc.? I'm guessing its a case by case thing...
I realize this is probably somewhat of a taboo topic for you promoter, so I'll understand if you all want to take the 5th on this...but I'm just really curious