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Since I see posts about CluB KidZ...I might as well post this guide about ravers... The Complete Raver Personality Guide Come on admit it, you all old folks out there you were once a: SEPTEMBER CHILD! How to spot one: All their gear is new. Clean shoes, brand new Adidas back pack, perfect parting everytime (Female). Where to find them: In every big undergrounds, and clubs. They always appear: Just after the summer, either they were introduced to the scene in the holidays or at the beginning their first year in university. Internet characteristics: Their account has edu behind it. Their post consists of Lot of "I LovE you all" "It was so fluffy and PLURry." "I have nEvEr had friEnds like this. They always capitalisE thEir Es. Pros: They are grEat to look at. They givE you candy. They makE you smilE bEcause you havE lost that innocEncE. Cons: They're annoying when you're pissEd off and recEivE an Email from thEm, E.g.. "It's all abovE lovE. pEace" In other words what you say don't count." ThiER posts are hard to rEAd, with the big Es all ovEr it. They don't know the differEnce bEtween trance and brEakbEat if it hit them. SO they resort to posts on NNR things. What they become: Usually they drop out of the mailing list and you never hear of them again because the e has worn off. They become cynical and complains like the rest of us, after being flamed one too many times, been ripped off, given crap drugs, and gone to bum parties.. Don't feel bad this is YOU! Everyone gets their turn..... ___________________________________ After the September Child stage there are many other variations!! The Old Sckooler: circa 89-92. How to spot them: Their clothes have a washout look, the prints of the T-shirt are faded and have dates that say: 1991. Where to find them: In the background, in the dark, at the ticket booth and All the anniversary raves celebrations. Internet characteristic: They hardly posts (because every thread they have seen already) but when they do it's to correct someone's misinformation. (See grouch) Pros: They answer all your rave related questions. They know the cultural significance of the fifteen minutes solos. They remember 15 minutes solos! They have cool stories to tell, esp ones like, "It used to be $5 to get in and you get free water." Cons: They complain ALL the time. About how the scene was better, "It used to be $5 to get in and you get free water." How the ravers now don't have the have the same attitude. Sometimes they post you realize your smallness. They remind you all the time they've been around. Sometimes they also are...... The happy-43-year-old OLD skooler. How to spot them: Their age, pretty obvious really. They dance the way THEY want, usually having to give them lots of space. How you find them: Usually with their spouses, or they're telling you their spouse tells them to grow up!. In the midst of all these young people that worship him or her for his/her longevity. Still dancing when all the 20 year old have had it. Pros: You can't believe they are still at it! You want to be like them. Cons: If you're not paying attention and get a glance of them, they make you think of your parents at home, wondering what you're up to. __________________________________________________ Edition 3: This is not necessarily evolutionary, but you have to reach the first to get to 2 and 3. Here we have the ultimate raver, the about-burnout-raver, the born again raver. THE ULTIMATE RAVER: How you spot them: The have all the clothes that you want. They have more glow sticks, and bike lights on their bodies then even the average raver. In the day, they look the same, sans glow sticks and bike lights. Where you find them: EVERY rave. Seen dancing anywhere there are strains of techno, by their car, down the street, anywhere. Characteristic: They are always there. When they wake up the first thing they do is put hard trance on and play it real loud. Pros: Best person to call when you want to go out. They'll always go with you, and they know where it Is. They give you warning and directions to secret parties. You can count on them being there. They lend you lots Of tapes. Cons: They can become About-to-burnout-raver (see below). They don't understand when you're tired, or don't want to go out. Pray they don't live in the apt above you. __________________________________________ The About-to-burn-out raver. How you spot them: They look more ragged than their 12 year old teddy bear. Their shoes are a non-discript colour of blah. They haven't washed their hair for a month, in fact they haven't done that to their bodies or clothes for a while either. Where to find them: Again at every rave. But this time, really really at every rave. Including clubs on the weekdays, and cafes that play techno in the afternoon. Characteristics: They are always high, coming down or about to come up. When they laugh it's a full body laugh where their heads flip backwards, a nd thier jaws lock. They know everybody. How you find them: In the day, SLEEPing, among a pile of water bottles, and fliers and miscellaneous MESS. In fact they can trace each bottle to the specific rave they were at. They are tired all the time until they get to one. Pros: The are great fun. They always can find you the drugs you want, and it would be great. Sometimes they give you some free. Cons: They never have any money except to go to raves and for drugs. Keeps borrowing from you, for important things such as food, rent, and cigarettes. What happens to them: Usually a hiatus where they sit in front of the computer and lives in the rave mailing lists, and seems quite bitter about not going out, but not having the energy or money. Become a born again raver (see below). Worst case scenario: Rehab, or parents. _____________________________________________ THE BORN AGAIN RAVER. (Straight edge) How to spot them: They are walking in a straight line. They TELL you. Internet characteristics: Their posts usually contains some promotion of raving sober Characteristics: They are clean. They leave at 5am. They always have a bemused look when you see you fall over, or curled up in the corner, or bowing to the speaker. Pros: No more fights about who's driving home. He or she always does. Cons: You are aware that they will remember things that you don't or pretend not to. They can laugh at you and there is nothing you can use as ammunition. ________________________________________________________________________ THE INTERNET RAVER PERSONALITY. The Grouch: There are usually a few long term grouches on each mailing list. But the grouch bug catches everyone at somet ime. Another characteristic of the grouch bug is that you have specific-topic-grouches. Like the commercialization grouch, the PC grouch, the drugs grouch, the music grouch, the I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE LETS NOT HAVE NRR POSTS grouch. Where you find them: Only found on the internet How you can spot them: They are telling someone what they wrote was wrong, stupid, or ignorant. They correct all misinformation printed in the list, and then say, "Grrrr look it up on the hyperreal web page, before you posts, the address is: <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://hyperreal.com.everything/youneedto/know/andmore"" TARGET=_blank&gt;http://hyperreal.com.everything/youneedto/know/andmore"</A> Their posts are over 6000 words each time. THEY USE A LOT OF CAPITALS TO MAKE THEIR POINT!! Non internet characteristics: They are actually quite pleasant, intelligent human beings that hardly ever yell. But somehow change once they sit in front of the screen and can be anonymous! Pros: If you support the point they are making for that day, you're happy because you know you don't even need to say anything, because this person will say it all for you, in 6000+ words. Cons: If you get on the wrong side of the debate, you know you'll be in it for at least 5 days, always defending yourself, because the grouch is great at finding hidden text in your words that you didn't even know existed. It's really annoying to delete a hundred posts a day because you really don't care about the topic, in fact by then the subject line has nothing to do with the content. Also known as: Depending on your point of view on the debate, the grouch could also be seen as "The person who is right." "The person who is overreacting." "The Flame monger." or just plain dumb. The grouch has a mutual dependency with the peacemaker. Neither can exists without the other, like the hippo and that bird that sits on it's back. Or the screen and the hard drive. ___________________________________________ The Peace Maker Where you find them: Again on the internet How you spot them: They are silence for a long time during a debate, and finally their name pops up and inevitably the post would start of with: "I really want to stay out of this but............." followed by, "I want to remind everyone..." Key words founds in the posts are: "Respect," " Off-line," "Think," and "community," Pros: They help end that one post that has been taking up bandwidth or days. You are even sick of reading the subject heading, let alone opening the msg. They may save you, if you're the one being flamed. Cons: When it's directed at you! You have been riled up to the point of no return, and the grouch bug has caught you. YOU JUST DON't WANT TO STOP! In fact you have been enjoying, flaming this person, and the Peacemaker will remind you that you have been behaving like a fool in public even though you've been sitting at home. The evolutionary of a thread. 1) E posts something 2) Grouch descends and tells E what is wrong with it. 3) E becomes upset, and writes something in retaliation. 4) Grouch slams what E said. 5) X times a number of people join in on either end. 6) Both Grouch and E are trying to defend their points. E has now caught the grouch bug. 7) Nobody actually knows who's writing what. There are too many forwarded arrows, little comments. 8) K flames T about something E said. 9) E flames K, T, L and the WHOLE DAMN List. 10) Grouch his/her camp posts anti E comments, 11) E and his/her camp does the same. 12) By this time, there are four different threads all regarding the same topic. 13) PEACE MAKER COMES IN. 14) Second PEACE maker comes in. 15) People start to shut up, because the weekend is about to arrive and there are better things to talk about, such as what is on and where you're going. Sample Posts Subject: DJ Gear for sale, (CHeap!) Content: I don't want to get into this, but I would like to remind everyone to take a deep breath. We are a community of people that needs to respect each other. THINK. Please take this off line. PEACEMAKER,Love, Unity , repeat. ---------------------------------------------- "I had a dream...." Grrls domination Inc. Tel 911-4657 fax: 911-4675 -------------------------- >>>>=\I WANT TO SAY THIS IS AN NRR POST, AND I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE. (The nrr grouch) >>>>>>Ya know you loud >>>>>>mouth bastard, You are *+NOT** in a raving for the >>>>>> *____ right____* >>>>>>>reason. Mayb >>>> I want to ask what are the right reasons to rave, music, the drugs, what. When I use to rave it was about the music...now...it's about drugs." (born again raver) >>f--- OFF YOU DICK e if you need to find something else to do because WE >>>>>>>don't >>>>>>>want (((YOU))) here. f---ing idiot. >> NO! We want *EveryonE hErE! We lovE everyonE, the scEnE is about lovE!* (SEptEmber child) PLUR >>>>I want to put in my 2cents, I think the topic we are talking about is... I really support, em who am I supporting? >>I didn't say that! SHE did!!!!! >>> It's me and I said that, and not him! >>>>>This thread has come out before, many times and as I remember last time, we >>>>>agreed that there are too many diverging opinions, and decided that we weren't >>>>>going to fight about this anymore. I know that there are many new people here. >>>>>(old skooler) I can't believe you actually >>>>>>*liked* >>>>>that song and bought the album. You are _*_NOT_*_ a sane human being." (list of names, that are now completely disconnected to the body) _________________________________________________________________ After the internet break. Lets get back to the run of the mill everyday raver. The DJ How to spot them: One shoulder is lower than the other. They have bad posture from bending over their decks. They always have an entourage surrounding them. Managers, friends that needed to get in free, groupies of the male or female persuasion. With their gear. Where to find them: Behind the decks, or hanging out with other DJs.Behind their decks at home. Characteristics: They are either ultra arrogant, or they are really cool. There is never an in-between. Pros: We NEED them. If they're good, they make you ecstatic. Your life depends on them.When they are starting out, they give you tapes, they play at your parties for FREE. Cons: When they suck, your life feels like it's over. If they're your friends you never see them, because they are either playing, or practicing. They don't go to the raves unless they're playing at it. you don't go out with them and when you go to the one they're playing at they are surrounded. ____________________________________________________ Drug Dealer Where you find them: Near the doors at the parties, in parking lots. Or quietly by themselves looking around for people. How to spot them: The usually yell something subtle lik e"EEEEEEEE" Or the grab you and say, "I like your jacket. Do you want some E?" Usually appears standing alone and sober. By the door. Cons: When you're already high, they keep asking you, "Are you sure? I can give you five and take $2 off." because you might be so f---ed up you buy it anyway. If they're your friend you never know if you want to give them a ride of not, due to the possession laws. Pros: Well it's quite obvious really. Worse case scenario: Bum drugs, i.e. it's a pain killer, or has heroin or PCP. Complaint: I remember the days when you could talk down the price of a pill to $15, if you said something like, "Come on I use to sell this stuff, I know the mark up. Just because you're in the know. Now so many people take it they laugh in your face. ___________________________________________________ The Tweaker. Where you find them: In the toilet stalls. How you spot them: Even within the fast pace world of electronic beats, their movement per sec surpasses the bass. Thier eyes resemble Japanese cartoon Characters. Chewing and grinding action of thier mouth. Characteristics: By 5am they are in a bad mood, and don't want to talk to anyone. They are asking you every two minutes why you are laughing. When you say you are concerned, they look you in the eyes, and declare, "I am not a tweaker. I have it under control, okay!" They are incredibly upset if you say otherwise. Pros: They can get you to a rave 180 miles away in an hour and a half. They can clean your car in 15 minutes flat. Cons: Driving with them is an adventure onto itself. You get no sleep, because they are calling you at 3am in the evening. The groupie, or hanger on. Where you find them: Around somebody important. Either it be a DJ, a promoter, and club kid, a drug dealer. Hanging out with the other people that put on the rave, but isn't actually doing anything. How you spot them. The lone person, or two in a group of people with laminates. Characteristics: They try to get into things free. They walk to the front of the queue, and ask for somebody to the security guard. They won't talk to you unless you know someone or is someone. If they do talk to you, they name drop. You gets extra points for reconising the name, and even more points for saying you know the person. Sample monologue: "Well so I was there in this cafe, and I was having Sunday lunch with the promoters, yeah, and then Carl Cox comes over and sits down. Man that was da bomb. You know him? Good, he is da shits. Funny thing was there was this guy from Moon shine records, you know, trying to sign my friend onto the label. You know Moonshine right?" Pros: They introduce you to the people you might actually care to meet. Cons: That is if you're cool enough in the first place to deserve to be spoken to. __________________________________________________ The Candy Raver (north cal), Club kid (Socal) Geographically different terminology. Where you spot them: Everywhere in the scene. How to spot them: You can't really miss them can you? In the 7 inch foam platforms. Incredible makeup, wigs, fluffy flurry jackets, lots of lights and glow things hanging of them. Glam Glam Glam. Not in addidas because that's sporty! Don't forget PLASTIC, is the word. They are wearing clothes and holding things that are great when you're feeling tactile. What they are not: Drag queens! They are fantastic creatures of the night that have no gender indentity. Pros: They are so fun to look at! Some of them, have the most interesting lifes. Go talk to Trixie who spent some months meditating in a budist temple in Asia. If you are one, you get in free to events. Sometimes you get paid to go to them. Cons: When you're their friend, it's hard to get to talk to them, because everyone else is trying to do the same. They are so visible that everyone comes by to say "hello." How they start out: That sticker thing! The glitter, the sesame street, soft toys bak packs, teddy bears, PACIFYERS. The Scenester. Where you spot them: The occasional large raves, but usually in the smaller parties or clubs, where no one goes, especially the early weekday ones. Invite only parties with industry suit types (they're sooo hip, they transcend the label of sell out (ahem). Their own private parties with all other scenesters buddies. They are always at raves that have no fliers. How to spot them: The NEVER wear raver fashion, except the sunglasses, and Mondorama long sleeves black shirts with the bold colour print (orange, lime green,) some trendy trainers. Occupation: Industry types, (but not top five record companies) They work for MGM, Sony, some artsy TV film thang or have their own record labels or specialty Techno shops. They manage DJs, groups, or are graphic artists, that off course as a hobby design fliers. Some are promoters and DJs. Characteristics: They hate ravers. Especially September Children. Complain about the fashion, and cringe when they see people on E who runs around raves holding hands. They are never seen with a whistle. They go to big events and then talk about how much they prefer the smaller more "intimate" ones. Pros: If you hang out with them enough, you get to be included in the oh-so- exclusive-scenester crowd. You get to go to invite only parties. You get free stuff. Cons: They never know what to do with their friends who continue to be unashamedly "RAVER." (Damn it I like my pigtails, stickers, glitter AND I like the big events. Suck my left nipple!! Baby!) They hate the people that support them. Ungrateful bastards. The GURU spiritualist Where to find them: All outdoor raves. In the desert, in the mountains. The Full moon parties. How to spot one: They look hippyish, but not quite. Real postmodern. The hard core ones are doing tai chi at sunrise. Characteristics: Herbal drugs! They love that stuff, not to confused with the stuff on the market like herbal E. They are into things I can't spell, bought in health food stores.. They talk about the energy, and focus, and stuff like that. They try to find the Goddess somewhere in the rave. At sunrise, or beach parties, the younger ones yell out exaltations, "Sun oh, sun! You have arrived!" or "The sea, I love you." Into Goa trance. Pros: They tell you what to eat and what herbal stuff is going to help your high. If you're into it, you can go off in the search and swap tips with each other. Cons: Some people are just atheist, non-spiritual beings that are there to have fun. On Sunday mornings, when they preach, you wish you had a door to slam in their faces. __________________________________________________________ Fashion raver. (The most despicable off the lot.) Unfortunately will be appearing more and more. How to spot them: You just know. They wear glitter, and hello kitty back packs. Baggy jeans, Vans. The block print shirts. In the DAY. They are so put together, you know they haven't been dancing. Where to find them: In the mall. In your classroom. In the bank. Wandering around somewhere. But NEVER NEVER NEVER at any event. Pros: There are none. Cons: They are only wearing the stuff because they saw someone else in them. They read a magazine, and it said that was cool.They have no idea why you said "hello." They don't know what the f--- you are talking about when you ask then where they went on Saturday. They make you think you could actually talk to them. Sample conversation: Raver: Hi Fashion raver: err. Raver: Where did you go this Saturday? FR: Yeah, I went to a raving phat party, there were loads of people scamming and three kegs. R: ???? FR: We were hard core! R: Uhuh, so em who's your favorite DJ? FR: Adam Carolla on Love Line. I like Dr. Dru but he's not really a DJ. R: So you don't listen to techno do you? FR: huh? That repetitive shit. It's so boring. ------------------ a family full of midgets is not considered kids . . . that's a gang! shadowchaser076@aol.com

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