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  1. Make it a nite you can't forget.... not a nite you can't remember hahahaha (saw that ad somewhere once) You hooked up TWICE while you were puking? what does YOUR puke smell like? flowers or something? :laugh:
  2. admittedly, i've only been there once to hear Darren Emerson... the cover's nothing out of the ordinary, between $20-$35... the dress code is casual... no UFOs or anything... but pretty laid back... NEAT is the keyword... don't know any guest lists... check out their site... www.centrofly.com
  3. haha... omg, that's what all "smokers" say... in fact, some of them find it nasty that i smoke cigarettes but they'll smoke the other stuff... strange...
  4. you are SO perfect for Centro Fly... hit it up.. you'll like it.
  5. omg... i'm printing it up RIGHT now and i'm gonna have 10 copies of it on my desk @ all times. hahah good stuff... so official looking and EVERYTHING... :laugh: :laugh:
  6. OK, so this is kinda long, but i'm 100% POSITIVE that THIS will be declared the MOST offensive joke. (Warning, those of weak stomaches don't read, and don't read after a meal, you've been warned). Bob walks into a brothel and speaks with the head mistress about getting a girl. "What kinda girl do you want sir?" "A blonde will do" "Alright sir, why don't you have a seat?" So Bob's sitting and waiting when he sees another guy walking by him with a jar of tomatoes. Not wanting to smell like food, he had passed on dinner, but he was getting increasingly hungry. "What the hell, tomatoes won't make me stink" Bob thinks to himself. He proceeds to wave the man over and says, "how much you want for one of them jars?" "One of these? Hell, i'll give one to ya for free, i've got plenty!" "Well that's mighty nice of ya" says Bob and proceeds to open the jar and starts eating. Just then, his whore walks over to him and says "hi, my name's.... AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" and runs away... "What the Hell was that?" So Bob goes over and has a talk with the head mistress who apologizes and promises to send over another girl. Once again, same thing. Same result with the third girl. Finally, the head mistress heads over to him and says "Sir what have you been doing!?" Bob says, "Nothing! I've just been sitting here munchin on these tomatoes waiting for a girl!" "Those tomatoes? that's what you've been eating all this time?" "Well yeah, is there something wrong with em?" "Those aren't tomatoes sir, they're last weeks abortions"
  7. wish u the best of luck sassa! with all this talk about DOING drugs, it's good to actually see someone talking about STOPPING. Be Strong... Don't wanna bring down the positive energy, but u might wanna rethink the cigarettes... quitting ALL that stuff at ONCE can reak havok... former alcoholics smoke ALL the time... haha... one step @ a time baby! :D
  8. Mike Bindra is responsible for the Saturday parties @ Vinyl (ty Twilogoddess). Bindra's behind S&D... and no, it's NOT a completely stupid idea that the new club might be called MADE...
  9. As Dennis Leary said in his "No Cure for Cancer" act, "we watched President Kennedy get shot on TV and we've been too afraid to turn it off since then." Basically, we want to know what's going on the moment its happened.... Everyone wants to be able to say "oh yeah, i was watching TV when all of a sudden blahblahblah happened." We all want to be able to say that we were witness to something live. P.S: please repost your KanDy KID picture... i MiSSED out! did you get one of Yarian? I wanna see, I wanna see!
  10. Kyle you exit freak! haha... now maybe you can meet some people from around here to hit up Exit with huh? haha Yeah, i do believe that i WILL be there tonite... so i'll see everyone tonite... and that dood who's thinking about coming from Westchester! man! what are you thinking?! haha... it's just New Brunswick... it's really not worth the trip... you should wait up for a Meet Up in the city. :D :D
  11. ah... is there ANYTHING a woman (or two) can't do, huh?
  12. LoL!!! hahaha... i'm sorry.... i'm not laughing @ you... it just sounds EXACTLY like something Mike would say... don't worry about him... it's just that he's been there for a while and he's heard and seen A LOT of things... he likes to make assumptions about people.... it definitely wasn't anything personal towards you... he's just trying to entertain himself back there...
  13. wait... did you mean 1998... as in NINETY EIGHT... and not 88? i had to do a double take... '88... damn... did you used to hit up e-bars and stuff... but let me ask... why, oh WHY would you post such an article on here... what does this have to do with us law abiding young people?
  14. he's not mean @ all... at least not from what i know of him (which really isn't much now that i think about it, hahha) I used to talk to him when the music got too loud or it got too crowded upstairs... why? what did he say? that is... if you don't mind saying...
  15. what happened to the guy who worked coat check @ SF? Mike i think his name was... did he leave?
  16. personally, i'm not a big fan... mainly because them and Don & Mike basically take ANY phone call... some of the people who call into that show are ridiculous... makes no sense and there's no comic value @ all... they have their moments though... Who (besides Stern) doesn't like O&A? they're good stuff... no denying that.... My favorite though USED to be RADIO CHICK... her show was fawking HILARIOUS... BUTCH AND CHUCK rocked... unfortunately, they gave her that crappy time slot after she was cancelled the first time... (9-12, which means she started JUST as i got to work and ended JUST as i was getting on my lunch break) those BASTARDS!!!! Anyone know maybe if some other station picked her up? cuz that would rock...
  17. a bartender eh? Alright guys, you heard the lady... after SYF, after party @ whatever bar linabina works at!! (don't worry, she won't check your ID if you're not 21 yet, i'm sure.....) hahahah :laugh:
  18. hahha... actually... THAT explains it... j/k
  19. i REALLY appreciate the mature reponse that you gave... mad respect to you... most people would just go off and talk some more trash.... i seriously appreciate that... i understand your point of view too... but your last sentence seems to be where we're miscommunicating... it's NOT a stance on a situation... that's exactly it... i can't speak for petrol... but i was just thinking out loud... you can't come to a conclusion without asking questions... and that's what i was doing... i hope this clears things up man... once again, i REALLY appreciate the way that you handled this misunderstanding... ~PeacE~
  20. wow man, that's a pretty foul thing to say after such a posting... i don't know if it was directed at us... but i'm really glad that you've been able to come to terms about this whole thing... other people on the other hand still need time to sort this thing out in their minds... neither of us condoned any violence towards anyone... i know that i personally was just using this as a forum to think out loud for a bit and maybe get some input from other people... there was no need for you to shoot the idea down like that... congratulations on you being able to cope so well... you should be a counselor....
  21. i was driving on the NJT a couple of years ago, doing 70 in the third lane... over and across from me in the 1st lane is a corvette (the older version) doing about the same speed as me, except he's about 15 feet ahead of me... all of a sudden... the back, left wheel just comes OFF, the rear of the body hits the ground doing 70... and take a WILD GUESS where that wheel is rolling towards...... i had JUST enough time to decide to either speed up or hit the brakes and.... story to continue next posting...
  22. i was just thinking that today too for some strange reason... i didn't know about the bombing of the village, but i was trying to figure out how i should feel... should i feel remorse for those innocents that are caught in the cross-fire? WHY? in battle, innocent people get killed (as America knows so well)... all those anti-american sentiments don't help either... Blah... i'm just blabbing... guess it's round two for venting in any case... i feel ya bro... i guess people like us just need more time... uh, i just noticed... the signature @ the bottom of my screen is null and void for now...
  23. haha... emerill's from the New England area... he graduated from my sisters school up in RI (Johnson and Wales) and they make you do a semster as an intern at a resturant... so.... MAYBE he did his internship @ SYF... hahhaa... :laugh:
  24. hahha... i swear, you people are so cynical... funny stuff though... LoL:laugh: :laugh:
  25. woah man... you alphabetized the list and EVERYTHING... hahah good job... looks like you're putting in a lot of work into this meet up... as it looks now, i'm down... add me to the list... BTW, my name's Dave. See ya there! ~PEACE~
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