eggmok

if this contest were for out of shape guys, then i'd enter in a heartbeat . . .

it's almost completed and it's the best costume ever . . . i'm going to be a milk carton . . . get it . . .

why, why must you torture me john anderson of 12 maple lane . . .

i'll have you know that i was forced to go there last month for a bachelor party . . . and yes, the other time i went there it was dc live . . .

yep, here's a pic from that last time . . .

after months of searching for that pic, i've exhausted all efforts and the dream now dies . . . it will live only in our minds . . .

damn, someone had to dig deep into the archives to find this . . .

vip . . .

ahhh, get to break out the members only jacket . . .

i swear it wasn't me, i just found it online . . .

turn up your speakers, nice work vicman . . . vicman.com

your honor, i would also like to call the witness's witness, ravermania. i would like the record to show that the accusers have no witness or evidence to support these outrageous allegations. my client, mr. eggmok, is innocent until proven guilty and would like to state for the record that the prosecution's intent is to smear mr. eggmok's good standing reputation in this community. he is clearly innocent . . .

your honor, i'd like to call my final witness, madam millie . . .

i strenously object your honor, the prosecution is clearly trying to smear the witness's reputation. the simple fact that the witness is a known princess doesn't dismiss the fact that the witness was there on the night in question and saw mr. eggmok getting busy on the dancefloor . . .

defense would like to call their first witness . . . your honor, in light of the overwhelming evidence, i recommend that all charges be dropped and the accusers be arrested for their false allegations . . .

the last time i was there, millie and i were tearing up the dance floor with tyt spinning . . . hmmm, i think that was about 3 years ago, . . .

back at work and my power is on at home . . . i have total cabin/posting fever . . .

tick, tick, tick . . .

i just got in but we're getting of at 3 . . . horray

ugh, you all suck . . .

que . . .

i just love how people panic right before any severe weather, shit look at how many schools closed down . . .

damn you teriaki, damn you . . . how did i miss that . . .