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big deal, i can wipe my own ass . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

is it because i sent you those roses the other day . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

it's ok babe, i still sweat you nice . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

in the great words of unkjx2 . . . boink, boink, boink . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

what's everyone doing this weekend . . . i've been in miami and nyc for the past two weekends so what's the dilly dc . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

anog gusto mo? ako? bakit. kasi ako ang titi maliki. simepre! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

oops, mis led youo but dint mean to...i once had my jaw wirde suht. byut not now..but its a a long story anyway and i'm repressed right now. but what pic ar e you talikning about? and i'j not sooo drunk, vb7ut also without my glasses so slight problem here... get off that computer cause i wanna call you at your home . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

what the hell happened baby and why is your mouth wired shut . . . huh . . . i have the picture of the both of us from miami and i'm looking at it now hoping that you are ok . . . *hugz* . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

what you have to miss the anniversary . . . someone call an ambulance cause i just died . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

pretty much ozio with a small dance floor . . . boooooorrrriiinnngg . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

yes and a very bad pick it is . . . yuck face, we were exhausted that night and that's when we met up with risa and lola . . . sorry my phone got cut off yesterday but i'll see you on the 13th . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

mikey nice pics . . . i especially like the superstar, uknjx2, getting interviewed . . . i couldn't stop laughing when i saw that . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

hahaha, lol . . . i was goin off that whole weekend babe . . . hey when am i going to see your pretty face again, i'm having uknjx2 withdrawl and i need a hit badly . . . i have a pic of you and me @ ultra and i wanna give you a copy . . . the pic is rather scandalous . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

how come i only get beautiful females that respond to my posts . . . i'm not complaining but where are my boyz . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

yes they can, try outs are april 13th . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

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are you serious, for sale . . . in that case i'll double the highest bid easily for deanna11 . . . she's money . . . btw shadow, april 13 get ready to break out the cardboard, fool . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

and a very cute one indeed . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you didn't see me, i was wearing the wizard outfit . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

kitty i thought you were heading down and i had high hopes to see you . . . well, as an official twilo underboss i have to represent all the time . . . so my ass will be up there a lot and i'll see you at pvd and jd/dt . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

mugwump . . . i like jokes like these told in person rather than on the board . . . why don't you and i have this joke session @ pvd april 13th . . . it will be a real knee slapper in person . . . you, me and my boyz . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i didn't know my nipples could get so hard standing outside in the cold . . . that's my "erectnippletwilostory" . . . bandaids . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i miss twilo already you bastards . . . i think i'm moving into twilo, fuck dc . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

eggump . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

jamms . . . i love you . . . i can honestly say that was the best massage i've had. shit, you made me fall asleep. after the handsofgold were done reviving my body, i was a machine till the end. that was the best! now i'll be expecting one everytime i see you. yummy yummy yummy! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.