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  1. eggmok
    standing up in a shower . . . with the water running . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  2. eggmok
    electric company and 3-2-1 contact . . . i feel sorry for our youth . . . a purple dinosaur and those gay teletubbies . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  3. eggmok
    in your mouth . . . and everyone's coming . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  4. eggmok
    i work in the post office . . . i'm just hunky dory here . . . polishing my uzi . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  5. eggmok
    hooking up words, clauses or pharses . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    a big flappy donkey dick . . . i wouldn't have to tell anyone about it . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  7. eggmok
    right, right . . . it would be EVEN better if everyone got oral at the end of the night . . . for free . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    FLOAT

    eggmok replied to luz's topic in New York / New Jersey

    easy . . . two scoops of vanilla ice cream in a tall glass filled with a & w root beer topped with a cherry . . . and five straws for the freeloaders . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. eggmok
    why don't the both of you have a big penis contest . . . that's how we settled it in school . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    rzzldzzl . . . don't you know it's mandatory to post your pic . . . that's the only way to distinguish gender . . . we're expecting to see yours . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  11. eggmok
    my favorite cd now . . . sound of music soundtrack . . . "the hills are alive . . ." --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  12. eggmok
    the only real "woman" . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  13. eggmok
    we're standing behind the american flag when you gave this speech . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    tyler derden . . . fight club . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    could someone etiher . . . a) hear it or smell it mine are usually loud . . . but they smell like roses . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is to short to be small.
  16. eggmok
    i missed u . . . how was it . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i live here in DC . . . everything basically sucks, that's why i'm up at NYC twice a month . . . but if you need to go out in baltimore . . . find out if FEVER is still around . . . or give me a call and we can play atari . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. eggmok
    point to his left and say . . . look, it's mr. t . . . then run like a chicken in ethopia . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  19. eggmok
    so what are you buying for your new nephew . . . shopping for him will be so much fun . . . i have two godsons and they get hooked up from uncle eggmok . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    bolts . . . is that show "electric circus" near you . . . it's shown here in the states every friday or saturday . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    why are you surfing on a saturday . . . i have a legitimate excuse . . . i'm shopping for a wife . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  22. eggmok
    i wear a sumo diaper . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    pox . . . she'd better be to me liking . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    change is always good . . . especially when it comes to your underwear . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. eggmok
    LOL . . . supergreg is the fuckin man . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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