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  1. eggmok
    here's a great tip . . . if you don't want water splashing up your ass crack . . . throw some toilet paper in before you bomb pearl harbor . . . it's like a stuntman jumping out of a building and landing on those huge inflatable bags . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    the other half is getting more stars . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    artful . . . i've heard some loud "ass" farts from girls . . . they're just as bad . . . we take pride in our shits and farts . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    blue . . . it's not me, it's all guys . . . i bet your honey is equally gulity . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    dude . . . i love thrashing a new toilet . . . you feel superior when you deficate on a pristine, ultra white toilet . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i force myself to shit in the morning before work . . . i refuse to shit at my work because i'm germphobic and the guys here rancid . . . remember shitbreak in american pie . . . that's like me, i shit only on my throne . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    hey blueangel . . . saw you and your honey tearin it up at twilo . . . i didn't realize how tall you were . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i honestly almost puked when i saw those pictures . . . that was fuckin nasty . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  9. eggmok
    you mean when your eyes roll up in your head . . . and it looks like your having a seizure . . . -------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    being able to masturbate with either your left or right hand . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    nothing beats shit talking over the net . . . bring it on, hahahaha . . . you and the westchester afillate of the bloods . . . or are you a crip . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    tranza . . . you're absolutely correct . . . i these things in my dreams . . . like my doc marten steel toe boot up your monkey ass . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    my back through the twist on the chair technique . . . my neck, the most gratifying crack . . . and my knuckles and penis since i was 13 . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    i think it's a hundred times easier for a girl to hook up with a guy . . . i've been shot down so many times that i should get 5 purple hearts . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    make sure you put a lot of pictures . . . especially ones of juice heads who do that stupid dance . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    ooppss . . . that's why i was confused . . . saneeh, right . . . yeah, change your screen name . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    shitting yourself in a public setting. . . how do you get rid of the soiled goods . . . my friend did that and had to hide his soiled boxers behind the toilet . . . he didn't ride home with us that night . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  18. eggmok
    oh . . . i thought you shit your yourself . . . no biggie then . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    crackorn . . . dude, it was fuckin great . . . defintely heading back . . . keep me in the loop . . . BTW where we're all the others . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    two good words for ya . . . morning missle . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    sdm1976 . . . is your husband mark . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    who's the biggest jucier of them all . . . quote from a juice head at exit . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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    fun turnout . . . especially when you introduce yourself by your screen name . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  24. eggmok
    fuckin off the hook . . . stayed till 9 . . . powerbar was a big turnout . . . felt like a wet dream . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
  25. eggmok
    when i talk dirty i say . . . girl, you need to brush your teeth . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.
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