eggmok

Here's my gift to you . . . Happy Birthday and make a wish . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i have a tatoo on the side of my penis . . . it reads "YAAB" . . . when i get an erection it reads " You Are Absolutely Beautiful" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

do what i do . . . start doing old dances like the running man or roger rabit, but do them twice as fast like you're having a seizure . . . that's the easiest way for people to form a house circle around you and then you'll have all the room you need . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

must be that time of month . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i've never taken one cause i know people that have and got sick from it . . . anyways, i'm one of those people that rarely gets sick . . . kinda like wolverine . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

conjunction, junction . . . what's your function . . . hooking up words, phrases or clauses . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm such a baby . . . my leg is still jacked from dancing . . . i might soldier it out . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

raver mania . . . dave ralph was incredible, that's why i'm sore from dancing . . . guess cause security was so strict, i didn't see anyone rollin . . . i'll see you there for PVD . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

maybe it's because i'm so used to nyc . . . or the strip search/pat down by security in the front was too intense . . . the crowd didn't get into the music . . . totally weirded out by friday's lack of energy . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ok, i'll be back up @ twilo for PVD . . . until then i'll have to suffer @ buzz . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm there . . . who's coming with me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

yo, yo . . . count me in when PVD is here . . . is it nov. 4 or 8 . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

a girl puked on my foot in the club . . . does that count as a foot fetish . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

hey dr.thunder . . . why don't you read that thread . . . it escalated into souvlaki saying some racist remarks . . . he's a dick and i'll kick his ass if i find him . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

spree . . . i agree with you on the signatures, mine got jacked as well . . . i couldn't post on your prevous post cause i was having sex on this desk . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm gonna try to check out all the clubs that everyone was talking about . . . vegas baby, vegas . . . it's gonna be money . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

originally posted by the racist pig souvlaki: do you think i'm fuckin scared of you. you have got to be kidding me boy. this will never end for you. this is only the begining of a nightmare that you brought upon yourself, you racist pig! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

CAN THIS WORK?? ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

souvlaki . . . if you're scared, just say so . . . i know your sitting in your own pool of piss sucking your thumb you pathetic baby . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

where are you chump . . . i'm still waiting . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

haven't answered yet you wimp . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

let me know and i'll be there . . . nothing will stop me from kicking your weak ass . . . yeah look my picture and remember my face. cause everytime you see someone that even resembles me, you'd better be ready to get the beating of your life. i'll be at the clubs, you know what i look like so why don't you show your face, you fuckin pussy!! just let me know kid and i'll be there. one on one i swear nothing will stop me from destroying you. tell me where you are fag. i'm in DC and i'll drive 4 hours to give you a beating that you well deserve. i'll even give you my address if you want some. i know you're regretting what your mouth has said. dumb asses like you will only learn not to talk shit if you can't back it up. let me know. i'll be there in a heartbeat you pussy!! keep on looking over your shoulders. there's a ton of asians wherever you go. all i have to say is, hey that guy's a racist and you're gonna have lots of fun. talkin shit and can't back it up. no one on this board will side with you asshole. you just dug your own grave. i won't stop until you get an ass kicking. that i promise! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

happy birthday kid!! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

originally posted by the racist souvlaki: souvlaki . . . do not ask for forgiveness . . . I SWEAR TO YOU! SOUVLAKI YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FOR YOUR RACIST REMARKS!! ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

souvlaki . . . you've just started something that you'll never finish . . . i swear to you, if i ever see you face to face, you're gonna regret every racist comment you've ever made . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.