eggmok

oh snapple . . . you're working for that same company . . . check your neck . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

damn girl, i didn't know 7-11's had internet access . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ok babe . . . i'll see you tomorrow night . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

thanks . . . i have to get some new gear for tomorrow . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

a big deal i've been working on for months finally came in . . . do prefer diamonds or platinum . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm here too babe . . . so you're with great company . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

mrs. eggmok ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

here babe, this should liven you up . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

your e-mail + eggmok's pager = free crack ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

"the servant waits while the master bates" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

for those of you that can't get your crack . . . PM your e-mail so i can send you some . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

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it's on . . . it's so on . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'll be there with bells on . . . and sunglasses . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

gawd breann, i'm stretching right now so i can be ready for you baby . . . i'm getting the jitters right now . . . powerbar @ 6am . . . brandie, i still love ya . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm close too . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

BOOOO . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

hey babe . . . too much salsa and merengue in your office . . . i'm hiring you as my peronal masseuse starting this friday . . . the pay sucks but the benefits rock . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i remembered another favorite MacGyver . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

c'mon, who could forget magnum p.i. . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

dear juiceboy, sorry for the late reply cause i finished a two hour tan session with misskittie and then i was finishing up some papers on my newly used iroc z at the dealership. i was in the lobby staring at my reflection in the glass and practicing my stare when the guy tells me that he doesn't have any fuzzy seat covers for my car. this pissed me off cause i told him that i would pay extra for them and not use that money for the ghb because i can share it kindly with my new circle of friends that get me ghb for free cause i supply them free needles. i got so angry that i punched that fat guy in the gut, grabbed the keys and drove the car right through the showroom window like the freakin movies i was speedin down the turnpike yellin "ooohhhwwoooaahh" when the car ran out of gas so i had to push it for 10 miles which was easy cause i had my juice. i'll see you at soundfactory with my sunglasses on. your friend, eggmok ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

at least you have both feet . . . imagine you having those problems and having only one foot . . . just be grateful . . . hahaha . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm wearing a name tag that reads "Hello my name is eggmok" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

and i thought having corn in your shit was gross . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i heard that the punch holes were hard to line up and people voting for gore ended up voting for pat . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.