eggmok

well, i got laid in a club so in changed my definition of a one night stand . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

good, the board has gone to the dumps . . . dave set this shit straight . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

what are you taking a drug test for, your job . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

element used to be phat but the last time we went my ears got jacked . . . i need my twilo again . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

werd, just let me know and we are there . . . what's up for wed. night peeps . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm here til 8 pm . . . someone come here and tickle my back . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

naw, i like the french . . . especially french fries, french toast, french dressing and of course to drink, pierre . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i can be your superman . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

is no one posting today or what . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

http://www.tvdance.com/bush-gore/ ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm not surprised by mr. crackorn's talented poem . . . he writes love poems to me everyday but i just throw them away . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i admit that i've been slacking cause this is a short week . . . i'm gonna hibernate for 48 hours . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

well, it sounds like a battle . . . i have to confirm with my crew but after a few practice sessions @ my house we'll be ready . . . so from nyc, it's gonna be blueangel, her man and nycedee . . . p00h is gonna watch, anyone else wanna battle . . . just letting you know i can do a super fast roger rabbit . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

how bout them knicks . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

njguido69, what are you having for thanksgiving dinner . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

wow dude, i've never seen jugs move like that . . . i'm impressed . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

that's right my twin from the bizarro world . . . i'm so proud you placed first in high jump at the special olympics . . . you make me so proud . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you just made me laugh so all is forgiven . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i can't focus cause i'm starting to piss myself off . . . btw, mr. crackorn says "howdy" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

just wanted to let you know that you're starting to piss me off . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

have you ever tried eggmok's which is owned by mr. crackorn . . . it works on a barter system: like food, alcohol, candy, sex for a massage . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

oohh, oohh i forgot the one thing that i eat at this time of the year and no other . . . cranberries . . . yumm . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm thankful for my small, but still capable and workable penis . . . it gives me such pleasure and ironically much pain (blue balls) . . . i'm also thankful for mr. crackorn and his functional hat which keeps his beautiful, precious head protected from the harsh elements . . . and lastly i'm thankful for my job that gives me access to clubplanet, where i post all day to avoid a slow, booring death at this thing called work . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ok, at least she'll be there for moral support . . . "go egg, go egg, go egg, it's your birthday, it's your birthday, go raver, go raver, go raver, get busy, get busy, ooohhhwweee ooohhwweee . . ." ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

having besides the booring basics like turkey and ham . . . we kick it up a notch with duck and all filipino foods . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.