eggmok

here's a picture of it . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

it's about six inches long and goes down your throat nicely . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

when we meet up it will be a nice surprise . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

my ass will be thanking you . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

ahh, miss newbie . . . breann and mr. crackorn would like to see your pic . . . thanks . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

oohh, a spanking . . . btw, it's my birthday tomorrow and i'll be 88 . . . spank away . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

c'mon babe, that's from top gun . . . well the hard-on part is . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

10 more left . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you owe me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm waiting for *brandie* to answer for me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you get a dwr . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

you dropped your bar of soap . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

cloudbreak = baby ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

FROM THE WHITE HOUSE ... Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others. ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i know you've missed me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i've had my heart broken numerous times . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

my ass has one sign "do not enter" . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i don't know that song but i know the song for (i forgot what these are called) . . . you sing it to "row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream . . ." it goes "about, above, across, after, against, along, among, around, at . . ." ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

d. a condom . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

first and last concert . . . yani . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i know raver_mania, dirtyslapper, g-money but no one else . . . who posts here . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

supergreg . . . nuff said . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm afraid of heights, that's why i'm not attracted to women taller than me . . . i'll speak on behalf of my cuz g-money who is deathly afraid of germs . . . you know, he always uses a tissue to open up the bathroom door and carries around anti-bacterial hand wash in his back pocket . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

i'm afraid of heights, that's why i'm not attracted to women taller than me . . . i'll speak on behalf of my cuz g-money who is deathly afraid of germs . . . you know, he always uses a tissue to open up the bathroom door and carries around anti-bacterial hand wash in his back pocket . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.

jerry, jerry, jerry, jerry, jerry . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.