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  1. eggmok
    dirtyslapper, do you work . . . you're always travelling that's why . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  2. eggmok
    and for my next trick i predict that one of you will get laid this weekend . . . and it's not mr. crackorn . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    i ordered the vegatarian platter and what's this . . . it looks like a sausage, agghh smell that . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  4. eggmok
    your wish is my command . . . meet mr. crackorn . . . wait you said normal, sorry . . . meet mr. jdogg . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  5. eggmok
    not it . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  6. eggmok
    i got kicked in the balls once . . . that's because i tried one of those stupid pick up lines that i remembered from an old post . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    give it to me as a christmas gift . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    that's interesting . . . what would you do if you just had a brother and no sister . . . i guess that dosen't even matter cause it's so gross anyway, hahaha . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    would like more cheese with your wine sir . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  10. eggmok
    it's good information to have at the next meet up . . . mr. crackorn also uses his right so i never shake his right hand . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  11. eggmok
    your right or left hand . . . i try to get creative and use everyday household items, like a vaccum . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  12. eggmok
    did anyone see the jackass episode when they had three people each trying to eat 100 hard boiled eggs in one hour . . . *uugghhh* that girl puking was classic . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    jackass. . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    awwww yeeaahhh . . . i better work out so dirtyslapper will be impressed with my build . . . please ladies, no pictures . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    granted, i will write all your papers for you . . . actually i'm done with school, so kitty19 and happykittn will write them for you . . . they are double threat gals: brains and beauty . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  16. eggmok
    mr. crackorn, can keep the old one please . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    forgive me babe . . . i was trying david blaine's stunt on a smaller scale . . . i had a glass of ice water and stuck my balls in the water for as long as i could . . . i lasted 36 hours but now i can't have any kids . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    i've got six inches of rock hard excitement . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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    they're baaaaaccckk . . . i'm there @ 5 this saturday with my partner in crime g-money . . . bring your lights, glowsticks and glasses because it's on . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  20. eggmok
    i only pay with red bulls . . . i guess i'll be buying for the next three centuries . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  21. eggmok
    hey baby, i've been meditating for the last three days . . . did you miss me or did you miss me . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  22. eggmok
    your wish is my command . . . mmuuwwaahhh . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  23. eggmok
    it was nice knowing and meeting all of you . . . it was fun while it lasted . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  24. eggmok
    on wed. i had blue balls . . . does that count . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
  25. eggmok
    it's all good . . . when you hit rock bottom, there's only one way to go . . . up . . . ------------------ Life is too short to be small.
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